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I may be treating dogs more roughly.
I don't care one bit if you laugh at my jokes.
Aw, we're gonna die.
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
- Stewie, this is ridiculous. - It's not all bad.
before she can consent to it
(screaming)
- The Land Don Under. - You come to me today,
I like having those Stella D'oro breakfast cookies.
Oh, that's way better than chicken parm.
and you need an excuse to leave the room.
- Bon Jovi, family. - Morning, Dad.
And‐and the guy says, "Oh, I thought you were complaining
Good job, Peter.
Oh. That's fine, Brian.
You know what? This is kind of nice.
I already threw the rock!
MOBSTER 1: Lenny, what are you doing?
Welcome to the christening.
God, I can't believe Melania was deported to Slovenia
- Excellent. - I watched a PG‐13 movie last night.
Uh, the new Paul Rudd movie is watchable.
From now on, every Sunday you get to eat a hard cookie
G‐G‐G‐God bless you all.
Hey, anybody want to do karaoke after this?
Comming Brian Dead! Bastard!
I got steak sandwiches on ciabatta.
about your angina."
When is Chris coming back?
Are things gonna change now that you're a godfather?
You remember when there were two Julie Browns in the '90s?
JOE: Okay, Peter, this is it.
(hacking)
And yours is...
I got to take a leak.