Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, no, cos the truth is, there is no speech.

- A cream cracker and a Ryvita? - Bit the same.

No, of course not.

'How do I feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check.

I know, I forget too, sometimes.

I mean, am I gonna live here, like, on my own?

All right, keep your wig on.

I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure.

Well, that was... that was one to tell our grandchildren about.

You lovely bastard! This is dynamite!

I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Joe Orton couldn't do that.

I don't think that a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind.

Count the kisses, Mark. She's happy and she wants to kiss me, four times.

Everyone needs to be kind to me. Text that.

'Kind of like a wedding present.'

For the record, Nancy's not bullshit. She does love me.

I don't think he'll die, he never normally dies.

- You can't. Let me through. - What do you want?

- Yes, you do. - Not to nearly the same extent.

We're going to Nancy's.

Who am I gonna go to the pub with?

I'm eating chips and mayonnaise. I'm on the edge.

'Oh, God, more crying.'

'Please don't say; "I will."'

'He hasn't just put that in to needle me, has he? '

'He's gonna get married and never let me forget the kiss

'Just another ordinary day. (Chuckles)

Oh, shit, shit! Oh, my god! This has gotta be a dream.

I think you're right.

Well, not really.

'Next he'll put an octopus over my face.'

It was a breech of trust.

I think anything on the wedding day is a jilting.

Well, I thought you might be angry.

A bit of tongues, not much.

"I wanna come hang out with you at the wedding.

It's such a big commitment.

Yeah, that was a risque icebreaker.

Oh, God, look at it, Jez. Look at all the wedding stuff.

You said you were on the dry heaves. That was a wetty.

I think we should leave a note and get the fuck out.

Well, I'd have to pay for another opening joke.