Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Am I really gonna get married?

Well, in my eyes, I'm afraid she's been unfaithful.

I believe so. What exactly is?

Just say you never met me

but I don't want to eat into our margin of safety by yakking here.

'Am I actually going to piss on the church?

Did you slink off to bed before we did the melon-off?

Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a...

You could have had my legs off, you piss kidney.

'Oh, great. I didn't expect a freshly ironed shirt, but him? '

I can't... This isn't what I want.

with Super Hans. So, that's nice.

- You see. - Nevertheless...

That'd be nice.

'He's ladling it on now. Is that the proper thing?

You shitty, faithless, backstabbing beauty.

- Sorry, I didn't see you. - You were looking straight at me.

What am I gonna do then? I can't hold on?

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No, I don't think so, mate.

You're my best friend and you copped off with my fiancee?

It's a moot point. This wedding is moot!

You want me to send all that to everyone?

but you have to promise not to be angry with me.

Two guys get hard-ons, they put melons on their dicks,

No, at the altar. "He jilted her at the altar."

- Jez, wrong way, mate. - Oh, it's a short cut.

You'll get us killed for the sake of your legacy. Stop it!

So, Nancy, did she not show up?

not applying for a Nectar card.

Jeremy, do not pull over, that's an order.

Well, obviously it's not what either of us would ideally like to do.