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Would that have been so very hard?
That isn't why.
I'm not sick but I'm not well
- Are you doing it already? - Yes, I'm doing it already.
'That's it. I'm alone.
Nancy wants to come to the wedding, we'll just nip over to Heathrow.
when it told me to marry makes me think I definitely shouldn't.
Yeah, I was pretty pissed off about that,
Ok, I'll do conservative icebreaker. Met at college material,
Ow!
I really don't think that's a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind.
'Oh, "Hold it in," he says. This is like a Japanese game show.
"and the six most uncomfortable minutes of Sophie's life
Nancy's coming after all - Super Hans is giving her a lift!
'OK, it's happened, he's gone.
Nothing this bad could ever happen in reality.
Prayer bucket? There's no such thing as...
Said he's gonna buy me a condo and a boat.
and tried to get myself run over.
She broke a sacred bond, sort of like a whore.
'Road traffic accident?
I mean, I will. I mean, obviously I can't, but I would.
Would you prefer a conservative icebreaker?
...and forsaking all others be faithful to her
'There's a very big difference.'
That's my wedding breakfast.
'now and for the rest of our miserable lives.'
We both know you're not gonna marry Sophie today.
Right, no, I don't think so.
OK, so I thought I'd start with, "I will now do my best to give Mark
There are strong arguments on both sides.
Oh, come on, Mark!
- God, that's... - I mean, not really an actual affair.
Don't you see? None of this works, Mark.
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