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'That's the line we both stick to,

'just to spend one night with her.

'and Sophie will never forgive me for telling him.

It's not that easy, Soph. That was the Church of England marriage service,

Everyone was so surprised, especially you. Brilliant.

I've allowed us a generous four hours to get to the church,

It might not be bad to look like I've gone a tiny bit mad.

really does that sort of thing, but I would, if you wanted.

...as long as you both shall live?

'Must get injured! '

My dad's just in town, he wants me to move back to the States.

The vows you are about to take are to be made in the name of God,

- Is this what it's come to? - Yes, and do it quietly.

So, text everyone... text everyone to tell them that.

Yes, will you marry me?

Do you think we can leave him in that toilet,

Do you want some company?

Sure, anything else?

Ah, heads again. Shit!

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Whatever! Divorce, annulled.

Do you know what? I think I might toss a coin.

Right, so me, hat and shoes. You, speech.

Oh, "Piss yourself. Stop pissing yourself." The floodgates are open.

I don't wanna end up on my own, like Miss Haversham,

You're really doing this, aren't you, you maniac?

What is it? Did you get off with her?

'Oh, great, now she's crying and I probably look like a wife beater. I'm unhappy too.'