HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
What the hell are you doing?
It is, I 'm won't be known as "Mark, the jilter" forever.
No, the coin has spoken.
I'm so glad I didn't attend almost any of it.
'This is a disaster. I need to take stock.
Pay? Jeremy, is that from the internet?
Everybody's coming to get me
When are you gonna stop?
but in the end it probably saved more lives than if they hadn't.
'No badgers.
Hey, Nance, how was the sofa?
Got most of it in a shoe.
- God, Jeremy, this place is disgusting. - I know.
I know why you're doing this, Mark. You're marrying her to spite me.
I really don't think that's a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind
'Come on, Mark, take the hit. Keep your eyes on the prize.'
'I don't wanna hurt lovely Sophie. Need time to think.
Don't say that, Sophs.
- I will. - 'Oh.'
'What am I gonna do? Throw myself off? '
I am out of this, no questions asked.
It's making you tense, nervous and unhappy.
And what's gonna happen to me? I mean, Nancy's going back to America.
'I need to reassess. I need to find someone who can sell me some weed.
No badgers
But first I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason
COME on! he showed up didn't he? leave him alone!
Yes, exactly, best of three.
MOBILE BEEPS
Jeremy, he's by my cummerbund. Pull over immediately!
'Tomorrow morning, I'll wake up in my bed alone, unless I hire
Yeah, I'm glad we've cleared the air.
"the six most uncomfortable minutes of his life,
Where's Nancy?
Nancy, don't have the melon. That's not good melon.
'Shit! Could I? Here it comes.
No, feeling pretty good.
Well, you did basically arrange a wedding.
arthur
Oh, shit, I forgot we got married.
Thanks. Thanks, Jez. I'll see you at the reception.
'Richard Dawkins walks the walk,
Best of three?
You'll have to be sick in this - we're on a schedule.
He's only bloody come through for me.
Super Hans.
you wouldn't just make this up, would you, to try and keep me happy?
I snogged her at the JLB conference.
A pretty amazing unofficial stag night, yeah?
I'm making you the last breakfast.