Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I'm glad y'all came.

on an already amazing day, Chuck.

(cheering and applause)

I'm trying to get paid for the work of my forefathers.

I gotta go to the Chappelle show.

I'm a chronic masturbator.

back to you in the studio now.

Uh, tonight I wanted to tackle something kind of serious.

Look at you, Chuck, you look sick, man.

for the world's richest man?

Hi, can I talk to you for one second?

I mean, you know, I can't explain it.

Turn on your TV. Ow.

Jeannie. Jeannie?

Is that "beat boxing?"

Ladies, may we get a word?

"hey, that nigga's homeless".

scoping out the ladies...

We spoke to a few of them earlier.

Incredible, I'm receiving word that Colin Powell

What you gonna see?

This job sucks, kiss the rings, bitch.

Sir, now that you've got your check,

It's incredible, Chuck,

which looks a lot like my big fat ass.

Our Stephanie Gold is standing by with him now.

on their breasts and they will not get angry.

And I thought we was just gonna be talking,

If you're just joining us,

This is not my real speaking voice.

and we have nobody to thank,

(mouthing rhythm)