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Hi, everybody, I'm Lyle,

That's right, baby, I just bought this truck straight cash.

standing in New York City,

You look like you just walked up from ground zero.

Amazing news there.

You have great New York boobs.

Our top story, as we all know,

where scores of African Americans have been

for the rest of our lives.

'Scuse me, pardon me, miss.

(man) You know what's happened?

but if we do, we black people have got to get together,

Wait a minute, that ain't no truck!

With ya Broke Ass

after merging with Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Hide the money, y'all! There's poor people 'round.

Let's start the show.

what are you going to do with all this money?

That's a lot better than saying,

"hey, that nigga's homeless".

As you can see, though, from the tape,

At least I got a 21 year old boss to tell me things. Good or bad!

I'm Dave Chappelle and I love Internet porn.

Wendy Mullin is standing by live in Queens with more.