Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is your personal feelings on reparations?

Well, today the first checks were sent out.

but I've just handed in my resignation here

They rest on my arm like an eagle on a perch

Has anyone seen that? Thank God.

In sports, the Philadelphia 76ers

What do you say about a little lap dance

We're going to take a quick commercial break,

Escalade trucks this afternoon alone.

Thanks, Chuck. We're standing here in front

I bought this baby cash

Hot hand in a dice game, baby girl.

Listen, I think we'll be all right.

I will take it a step further...

KISS THE RINGS, BITCH

Okay, here we have Connecticut.

of the Olympic Liquor Store in Queens,

boob capital of North America,

and we want to say something to you,

I think what everybody wants to know now is,

Hooray... Hooray for me.

however, watermelon is surprisingly flat,

Kiss my black ass, America!

Gold is way up.

Heh-heh-heh-hey, that's right.