Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Three! - Aah!
I just want April to become as great
that's awesome and thoughtful, and then I feel terrible.
I would now like to share
- We've lost the auction. - What-no.
the Pawnee Historical Commission?
Thank God. I don't know how to swim.
like not participating in your pointless course.
like, a school field trip or something.
I don't know how either of you guys are doing this.
They can get it.
Thank you for volunteering.
The Pawnee Charter shall not be changed.
but we've had the benefit of almost 200 years
she ever bought me a calendar.
Ugh, he's right. He can do this.
Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
An amount that my accountant calls "Dangerous and irresponsible."
Leslie said she'd pay me 100 bucks.
- 500 bucks. - Sold.
Hop on board "The Management Train."
Looks like we've got ourselves
Though Garth and I did come up with a compromise
It better not be Terrence Howard's tank top
I thought he was gonna last an hour max.
for 25 cents.
and they're not doing it either.
I admit, I can't take it anymore. You win.
Oh, and I'll also steal Ron's watch, just for fun.
- on the waffle iron together? - Seriously?
- It's so, so, so fun. - So, so fun.
As soon as you learn to embrace
One date. But let me make one thing perfectly clear--
that I am done with Ted Party Day.
Oh, wow. That is really good.
Second, it was a misprint. They clearly meant "tea."
I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done
"I will pit Ron and Chris against each other.