Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

were you trying to get on next season's Apprentice?

if there was a team called the New York Schnozzes?

[door creaking]

What was the date of the apocalypse again?

But we're about to make $4.

This is getting a real Thelma and Louise vibe.

This road should take us west.

Gas, grass, or ass?

The Reverend couldn't lie if he wanted to.

no matter how brainwashed you are.

I've got a clean brain.

'Cause there's no one here to unzip it.

No, you don't tell me what to do.

This all worked out perfectly.

♪ We've been living here ten years ♪

Well, you're an Indian giver.

like you ruined the last...

Oh, I got to get to the bus station, sorry.

[all gasping, murmuring]

You did it, Kimmy.

Mr. Nguyen, for the last time,

'cause you're so smart?

Shut your mouth, Kimmy Schmidt.

It's the Townville Band.

I'm gonna get you down from there.

Just like Chef Boyardee cannot let the world know

I'm the muscle.

I used to think you were my hero, you know.

ever since you became an American.

[man] I can drive wherever I want.

♪ Unbreakable ♪

[laughs heartily]

I'm with Tara Reid right now.

There's got to be something.