Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There.
You go along as a decoy.
- Yes, sir? - There's 15 minutes until midnight.
It's the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City...
as they await my ultimate ultimatum in fear and trembling...
It works. It's Alfred.
- No. - Three feet tall?
Yes. Ha, ha.
You'll both certainly earn your greenbacks tonight.
- I know, sir. - Pay a quick and casual call...
but I assume you're trying to tell me the flying saucer is over Petronoviskoff.
not given to falsehoods or hallucinations.
Yes, commissioner?
Well, at least it was a soft landing, poopsie.
- Oh, and Emerald. - Yes, poopsie?
But the world's imagination...
Yes, and the Wayne Foundation is currently doing research on a huge supply of it.
to give everyone a good look at my saucer...
Well, at least they've stopped invading for a minute.
Stronger men than I have wept at moments like this.
- And look, the explosion even knocked... - Knocked all the phones off the hooks.
Invert the compression radial ratio.