Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is crazy, but I think I'm stuck.
- Psych! [LAUGHING] - Oh...
Now, a couple quick things about the castle,
- Yeah. - [CHUCKLES]
You have urges that, traditionally,
- There. - Oh.
- A kiss? [STAMMERS] No! - Come on, give me a... lean down, give me a kiss.
Frank, his name is Shelley, okay? You know this.
Hey-o. I'll burn you.
who knows how I feel will help keep me
He had me up against the wall. What was I supposed to do?
Charlie's got to see him lose his cool,
[MUFFLED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
Well, I'm not coming back to Philly, Frank!
Otherwise, why would He have made us that way
- Chew it. Chew it. - [GRUNTS]
to get out of here. I also don't want to die,
- No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. - Thank you!
The end of a typical day in my life.
What's the lesson of the last one? Don't look at my shit?
- Done. - DEE: No.
where he promised to never, ever do it again.
who abandoned him when he was a child, by the way.
Uh...
and made me Dutch to smite me for the urges that He gave me
Brace yourselves.
I'm gonna get out, I'm gonna kill you.
- [BOTH LAUGH] - I know.
No. I was gonna shave my legs.
All right, look, we brought you this. We made it ourselves,
It also happens to be the castle's preference
Chew it up.
You're right.
Fire. [CHUCKLES]
- Well, come on in. - Cool.
Okay.
You wine and dine the man
WOMAN: Pop culture is a religion.
I'm gonna stay here,
that only when a man is thrown from a cliff into the sea,
- [SCREECHES] - [NARRATOR READING]
- Wow. Okay. - Yeah. - Very nice.