Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He died from eating rocks, which he thought were eggs.

Welcome, welcome. Shirley, let me take your coat.

- You can't leave me here. - Great job!

Are you seeing that? What is that?

Are you gonna brush your teeth in a stream or something?

You were too weak to even lift the ax.

the Church has been very clear about.

And I-I-I have a date tonight

- [PHONE BUZZING] - Oh.

She's... [CHUCKLES]

You're welcome.

[STAMMERS] Just to see if they can fly,

Help! Help! Help! Help!

I can't believe he tried to feed you shit.

[WHIMPERS] Help!

Oh, it's probably your stomach grumbling from hunger.

Dennis? [SPUTTERS] Dane?

Thank you so much.

Not judging, just the facts.

Oh, goddamn it.

and I bet you could get me out.

[INDISTINCT SCREAMING]

I'm not wearing a coat.

So, just look under your seats, and you'll see

Yeah, just eat a meatball. Eat one.

so we can expose him

- gonna sink. - Help me out.

with the hilarious American tourist?

You know, Dee, I, uh...

And then swallow it.

- [LAUGHS] - [WHOOPS]

but then you put a-a turd in your mouth. I mean, my God.

and I'm gonna work in my dad's shop with him,

cover up the passageway.

Interpretations can change over time.

'Cause I could give you the punch line

- but I'll come back. - No, no, no.

that the whole Cain and Abel thing didn't actually happen?

Oh, no, I'm not gonna do that 'cause I got a date,

Unlike you, I'm not a psychopath.

you're being nice. What are you doing?

- Huh. - When I pass, I'll have the same done for me.

All Kelly men must be thrown from a cliff into the sea.

Oh, and also...