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I suppose all of your years of neglect
Goddamn it. [WHIMPERS]
I knew you couldn't host a dinner without a motive.
No, no! God. Get your lips away from me, Frank.
So, you're telling me
And why is your head still on? Did they reattach it?
- Cut the bullshit. What's your angle? - What are you doing here?
I would suggest you don't move 'cause you're just
Now, Shelley, have, have a meatball.
- What? No. We're not... - Turd in the soup.
See? It does wake people up.
It just slipped out.
- It's working. You're doing it. - You're pushing me under.
Ah.
What's in the soup, Frank?
I don't listen to people, I listen to God.
- Wake up, buddy. - _
You know, a true Kelly
Uh, outraged, violated,
What the hell are you doing out here?
dragged from my castle to a dingy hospital
in traditional Irish style.
No. [LAUGHS] Yeah, so you'll lure him under the hole,
I have those urges, too.
You see, legend has it
[NARRATOR READING]
- Oh, yes! - Wait!
Hmm? Oh, uh, nothing. It's just the-the castle.
- It's stew. What's the update, man? - Stew.
That's what he said.
Wow.
Parables with lessons.