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ANGELA: Yeah. Pathetic.
Oh. You couldn't have watered it?
No, no. I was just watching Cookie Monster. It finally downloaded.
Erin, I think we're out of fax cover sheets.
I sent an email blast, a text blast, a good old-fashioned talk blast.
You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy.
(MIMICKING COOKIE MONSTER)
I brought those in. It's my birthday.
Makes you think about what's really important.
(BIDDING FAREWELL IN ITALIAN)
I can't trust Andy anymore.
Sorry. About Angela. Did you say he dated Angela?
Right.
She never asked me, so if you think about it, it's kind of...
It's Secretary's Day.
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I was thinking someplace special, so I thought Hayworth's, but...
I'm going to give Erin $15.
"Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies."
What's it like working from home?
Oh, I like his butt.
and I don't think she's ever pooped in her life.
I'm saying the exact opposite. Angela is fantastic.
me when talking about CHARLES
Ciao Baby!
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Guys, to... To err is human.
What decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?
So, how was lunch?
Was that an impression? All right.
Of course. I'll get you a bowl of pickles.
If it wasn't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a stepmom.
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