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Why wouldn't he tell me that?
That's some stone-cold narcissism right there.
Well, happy boss's day.
A one-on-one lunch with Erin?
There wouldn't be a secretary if there was no boss.
Okay.
Man, Darryl, I'm sorry.
What's it like working from home? it rocks! It rocka my ass off!
in the form of that 115-pound moonbeam over there named Erin Hannon.
that I would like to play for all of you right now.
ALL: Ciao.
I'm kind of a bookworm.
This Cookie Monster thing is an opportunity to show people
Oh! Oh! I was just watching that. Did you do that, man? Oscar!
It's tacky to discuss finances.
DWIGHT: What was that? KELLY: So gross.
That's weird, my breast pump is missing.
That's like... That's... That's like Mr. & Mrs. Smith crap.
All right, this is gonna traumatize me a hell of a lot more than you, believe me.
Hello, everyone. If I might have a moment of your time.
(PANTING)
Very interesting.
God, Oscar, will you keep your pants on? It's easy.
Watch how it's done. Gabriel, I apologize.
WAITER: Yes?
In the foster home, my hair was my room.
This is violent and offensive.
PAM: It's my first day back after maternity leave, and I miss Cece, of course.