Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guys, why don't we leave the parodies to the pros at MADtv?

Secretary's Day is really kind of a boss-secretary thing.

I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary's Day.

because I was hoping to ask you to lunch.

This is my favorite day

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It doesn't matter.

DWIGHT: Stick insect.

I sent a snail-mail blast a week ago,

And, yes, I'm talking about you three in this desk clump right here.

(GROANING) They were engaged?

It's nice to see you again, Dwight.

It's about forgiveness.

(IN KEVIN'S VOICE) Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair.

Okay, you know what, sir?

To a lot of you she may just be the person who brings you your fax confirmations,

and a stern reminder via fax at 7:00 this morning,

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I made the most brilliant retaliation video.

So, I'm sorry, Pam, but that's it.

Sorry. I thought everyone was gone.

Oh, I can't do either? Uh-huh.

Like that girl Precious in Precious, Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire. Okay?

Do you mind if I sit down?

Three squeezes and I would drain you.