Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jack's right. He stinks.

Yeah, there are some sickos out there.

Remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop?

We're just trying to come up with the best possible lie.

- Hello? - Hello, Mr. Kramer?

I guess I should just go introduce myself, huh?

...than stand outside all morning waiting for you to show up?

The guy says he's gonna be home. I show up, and all I do is wait.

...to save a couple bucks. I'll tell you that.

The judge! I hate this guy.

Like I don't know that.

You said you were gonna be there from 9 to 1.

And now they want me to accommodate them.

I had no idea you had this kind of money

...you see, the thing is...

Too bad you’re paying Ayton $34 mil

Hey, you’re back! Oh, I’m back, baby!

Hey, what are you watching?

You don't understand how I work. I have a certain way of working.

And I wasn't even that nervous.

- Oh, hi, Evelyn. - Hello, Jerry.

And old people get to a certain age...

I'll take hot water with lemon if you have it.

- This is my boyfriend? - That's your boyfriend.

- He's funny. - You don't have to tell me.

What's the worst that could happen to a nose?

The ayes have it. The motion passes.

Listen, let me ask you a question.

You don't seem too bothered by it.

Are you out of your mind?

- marks without Positraction...

...there's three votes for impeachment...

We all saw his act last year at the playhouse.

I think you could have been a little more tactful.

Thanks very much for yesterday, by the way.

Usually I'm pacing all over the room. I write down things to say.

- Your father doesn't need a car. - Yes, I do.

I'll get you! I'll get you, Kramer!

If 50 years ago someone had fixed me up with Katharine Hepburn.

Hundred. Hold on a second.

- How was it? - One of the best jobs I ever had.

- Dinner? Well, what time is it? - It's 4:30.

Seems to me that the phone company would know that.

Hey, Allison, you're back from PTO! Oh, I'm back, baby!

...and one undecided.

I tell you how much I make.

I'm not allowed to have coffee?

Oh, what? You don't like that suggestion either?

I'm looking for the guy who lives over here.

What if I got a cup of coffee with her?

Why would you think I was having an affair with George?

Hey. I'm running the meeting.

Too bad you're engaged.