Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had no idea you had this kind of money
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
Help! Someone help!
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
The crime there is just terrible.
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
What does he do?
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
Me too. I change my vote.
You don't have the votes.
How come you're watching that again?
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
must be nice to go out for ice cream
- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
It's him.
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
I don't have a boyfriend.
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
...I don't have call waiting.
You remember Katy?
Yeah.
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
...from when they left the house that morning.
What kind of problems are they having?
I don't know why we do it
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
...you're against WB2!
Nose.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
Okay. Now...
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
Proof? You want proof?
...with the man upstairs.
Can you believe that guy?
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
- No, George. - Elaine.
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
My son bought me that car.
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
I mean, it's judge which is good
All right, I know you're in there.
Did you just make that up?
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
Please, have a seat.