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It's him.
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
You remember Katy?
I mean, it's judge which is good
- No, George. - Elaine.
Please, have a seat.
Me too. I change my vote.
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
I had no idea you had this kind of money
Proof? You want proof?
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
Okay. Now...
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
...you're against WB2!
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
My son bought me that car.
What kind of problems are they having?
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
...from when they left the house that morning.
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
Did you just make that up?
...I don't have call waiting.
Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
How come you're watching that again?
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
...with the man upstairs.
The crime there is just terrible.
Yeah.
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
I don't know why we do it
Nose.
Can you believe that guy?
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
Help! Someone help!
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
I don't have a boyfriend.
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
You don't have the votes.
All right, I know you're in there.
What does he do?
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
must be nice to go out for ice cream
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum