Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right? That's a legal turn in Florida.
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with Meghan Kate, a Facebook group admin
It's him.
Yeah.
I don't know why we do it
He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
- Eight fifty. - Oh, right.
But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.
Did you just make that up?
Nose.
- What was that? - Quiet, quiet.
I'm not gonna put up with it much longer.
- What are you talking about? - I'm sorry.
Please, have a seat.
He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac.
Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00.
I don't have a boyfriend.
So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?
Help! Someone help!
Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free.
- So what? So what if I do? - You're engaged!
The crime there is just terrible.
...you're against WB2!
- No, George. - Elaine.
There, I said it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You don't have the votes.
We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two...
Things seem a little more exciting when you're around.
...from when they left the house that morning.
Your son? Your son could never afford that car.
My son bought me that car.
...with the man upstairs.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES
My son never stole anything. He's a good boy.
- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on.
Decir que solo es dinero... Demuestra Falta de Inteligencia Financiera
That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-
Okay. Now...
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Proof? You want proof?
How come you're watching that again?
I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes.
...I don't have call waiting.
You know You could put a fence around that house and call it an insane asylum
We've had some reports of power surges in your building.
What does he do?
You're so right. I never thought of it like that.
All right, I know you're in there.
Must be nice to be able to get off work early
Me too. I change my vote.
I noticed you threw beautiful in there
If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock.
must be nice to go out for ice cream
- Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. - Hello, Morty.
You're gonna score big points with the man upstairs
I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner.
What kind of problems are they having?
If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
Can you believe that guy?
I mean, it's judge which is good
- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes.
I had no idea you had this kind of money
Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-
Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back.
You remember Katy?