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put your hands together for Minister Payne.
Turn off the fuckin' music or I'll kill you!
Now we gotta walk up this steep-ass hill.
♪
Very proud of... - [whispers] Last?
MINISTER PAYNE: He's the exception to the rule.
- What the fuck are you doing?
I've heard Homeboy Industries is great.
Oh, I forgot to mention this is the point in the night
[screams] Fuck!
Ana! - Shut up. I'm doing Maggie a favor.
I'm gonna keep this short.
This man will do anything for this program,
- Then I'll cut your balls off and feed them to Roger.
My dumb-ass cousin Luis. [laughter]
- Hey, I haven't even moved out yet.
- God damn.
LUIS: Come on, no shit.
- Look, you're not the one that lost their job.
- Okay, but what happens when I can't find a job
so I can double check these dimensions?
Okay. Imma submit the application
size doesn't matter, because it does,
- You know, I get down with that fool Pierce Brosnan,
♪
♪ song continues ♪
And I apologize for messing everything up.
That's amazing.
You fools would have made an ugly-ass baby.
- Sorry, I rolled my ankle, but I got it now.
It makes you have to find a new path.
- Hey, but didn't they give you a check after you smashed that dude's wife?
That fool, he has sleep apnea.
ALL: Ohh!
- Well, maybe that's a good thing.