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I've come to realize it's almost impossible
[scoffs]
♪ hip-hop music playing ♪
- You don't wanna help me? Fine, alright?
- Man, I'm getting too old to be chasing these thieves.
Now get outta here!
I'm fuckin' worried, okay?
That's it.
and it's you, me, Roger.
- Mi hijo.
LUIS: Hey, we should have just made 'em
We got the apartment!
to the last graduating class of Hugs Not Thugs.
[explosion]
- Nah. Nah, nah!
[gasps]
- Yeah, they'll be fine. But what about me?
[Julio groans]
- A ver tú.
MINISTER PAYNE: Yes, but I lost it, okay?
If you were a horse, they'd have to take you out back
A real man.
♪ theme music playing ♪
- Guess we're gonna have to catch a ride to graduation.
[prayer continues]
I said we gotta go!
And you finally moved out of your mom's pad.
I don't wanna move in with you, okay?
- I just noticed this big dent right here on the side of the oven.
- I'm not gonna let my girlfriend pay half of my rent.
- Oh, Pierce is a bigger pussy than Daniel.
and then they tell you your penis is too big for their vagina.
as well as their families for supporting them
Should we call 9-1-1?
♪
I read a statistic that 50% of nonprofits close within their first year.
- Payne, why'd you bash the oven?
so I'm gonna have to negotiate him down a bit.