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- Right. - Absolutely.
Yes. Hooker, prostitute, streetwalker, whatever you wanna call it.
...the way a man and a woman primarily respond to each other is cerebral.
When do you fall in love with somebody?
- I assume your opponent is still... - Dead. Yes.
...but I do know what it takes to please a man.
No. She never was.
There's writing on it.
You'll love this. Squirting flower. Just 59 cents.
I'll treasure it always.
Have a seat.
Thank you.
I mean, I did treat her nice. Maybe I treated her extra-nice. I don't know.
...I wouldn't have to ask why.
Why, I bet they didn't even know the man they were voting for was dead.
For breakfast, Mom would have to fix me a few dozen eggs...
Thanks. Great. Can I get you a Fresca?
Honey, I've got some clothes in my locker you can wear on the way home.
- So what do you mean "available"? - We wanted you to... Please.
That's telling him.