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- Hello. - Hi.
Your entire species is male, isn't it?
Well... he's lucky to have you on his side.
Thank... yes. Thank you. Good. Thumbs up. Okay.
like a bug on a windshield. Lieutenant,
sought comfort in the arms of another?
Man, you could cut the tension with a knife.
May I speak to your captain?
Well... Thank you for saying that.
You can make a macaroni man?
...Instantly. Or entire armies
I could have somebody compile a full report
based on where I think I'm needed.
or you weren't around at all, but I did try.
- Give me that right, you can't have that when we dock. - No. Dude, it's-it's one beer.
and has made... Well, a breakthrough
So what are you doing on a union ship?
You're bringing him into our...
That is correct, sir.
Happy arbor day.
Thank you.
Well, you know, I thought I was,
You should probably call me lieutenant Malloy,
Well, if you think you can keep him focused,
How's it going, John?
Since we got here? Yeah, that's what it feels like.
and you know how the fleet admirals are.
It's for office birthdays.
Wait, so... So you're serious?
Researchers
I've never been to the epsilon science station.
Here, try some.
You see that dog in the background
our science and engineering officer,
That is unfortunate.
Get a coded message to union central
What would you have said?
How would you like to see a 100-year-old banana?
Priorities.
Yeah, and...
We're waiting for an xo to become available.
Please, come down to the surface.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, no, no.
Dr. aronov, this is captain ed Mercer.
for coming into work hungover six times.
- What? - Dr. aronov,
with your record,
I have failed you. Ship's in one piece, bortus.
This is a redwood seed.
Oh, please, there is nothing at all professional