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And look, between classes, you can sit under a tree
Thank you so much for not going after that job.
[ Loud rattling ]
What brings you to the kitchen?
and a seven-pound ham into an overnight bag.
"Do not take with label."
How come there's sweet-and-sour shrimp in the eggs?
I don't know how you can pass on a job with full benefits.
I literally can't even afford ChapStick.
Well, I could go to my doctor
♪♪
I know a little bit about how this world works.
[ Dan and Roseanne laughing ]
Ooh!
my problems will never be as important as yours?
and a bunch of my pain pills are missing.
Hey, you look like my husband.
If I was taking handsful of these pills,
Crystal called me.
Well, I see you're well-versed in labor law.
And now...
She's 60!
If I could just get a credit card for incidentals?
Would you like to try another one?
took 20 minutes.
Last name?
Mmm! Oohmm!
It's not babysitting when they're yours!
"Roseanne" is recorded live in front of a studio audience.
Oh, sure. I-I guess... I'll just use this one.
That's because the tug-of-war over the ham bone