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Me.
You know, I don't think I've noticed before --
I need to fax a copy of my ass to our associates in Singapore.
My mouth hurts.
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so I really want this to be special.
Okay.
I gotta be honest, Darlene,
Put in your password, Dad.
And, as my anniversary present to you guys,
-Hey, chica. -Hey, gringa.
Everybody in this house.
Ohh!
and now the little ones are asking questions.
I gotta get back to work.
Well, this is the credit card we used
for your mother's knee?
You got to kiss the ham.
All right. I'm booking it.
Us single moms have had it too easy for too long.
Thanks, drank skank.
so you can just skip that part.