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Here's your Crown and diet, ma'am.
so we probably got a bunch.
Did I mention the hotel has a pool?
"every six to eight hours for post-operative pain."
and tell you guys how great we are.
you can be a 45-year-old waitress hustling for tips
I do the cleaning, the shopping, the cooking --
[ Laughs ]
Hey, everybody.
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Me thinks the lady hath been overserved.
[ Laughing ]
I've seen these at the bank,
[ Groans ]
and Miss Kitty wants her to be real friendly-like
I was gonna say "liquor and ham,"
Ohh.
He got 'em when he got his wisdom teeth out.
Just a couple for my back.
to see a marriage that lasts 45 years.
So, while I have you alone for a minute, um...
Wait, do you guys get points on your credit card?
Where are we gonna get $3,000 for the deductible?
because my secret bottles are running low.
I got an 8% tip riding on this.
Hey, Crystal.
She's finally coming out of her shell. Quiet, everybody.
That's so sweet.
So because you have kids,
Thank you. Thank --
Book the surgery.
No, you won't.
You don't need this job. You have a college degree.
[ Light rattling ]