Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice shot, John.

On your feet, boy.

Wake up, man! We're missing it.

...because I'm gonna teach every last one of you...

I need somebody who's gonna develop with me and grow. Goodbye.

Son of bitch. Shit.

Off the low meter board.

Army training, sir!

Just went shopping . As a society we are not Handel I g this very well

All we have to do...

You bet I will, soldier.

I GOT A HELL OF A SENSE OF HUMOR...

All right, come to papa. Toss that thing. Let's go.

-What? -That's the shortwave radio.

This might be fun.

Convicted? No, Never Convicted

I can see you've got this all figured out.

But we're supposed to graduate tomorrow, sir.

And I thought to myself, "Join the Army. It's free."

Have that removed!!!

Let's get some people and some relics, and we'll do it.

What's your problem, boy?

...about whether or not we've practiced.

I can see that, corporal. Dismissed.

-I have a plan. -Great. Custer had a plan too.

Where are you going? You going AWOL? Are you going AWOL?

...and then we'll call it a day.

That's the fact, Jack!

I’m gonna walk outta here a lean, mean fighting machine

Come on. I'm part of a lost and restless generation.

...is particularly interested in this project.

I think it sucks.

Now, don't forget, this is a big secret, so you can't tell anybody, okay?

Thanks Rodge-click sound on

Should call him the dork

How's that sound to you, mister?

-Never. -So much for the monastery.

Steve, Steve! We're missing it!!!

Spend a couple days eating room service.

...and a remount.

I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

-It's an urban-assault vehicle. -Of course.

You can’t go All the plants are gonna die!

Be Afraid - Be VERY Afraid!

-In this bathtub? -Your ears need cleaning.

This run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested

...touch me, and I'll kill you.

Army training, sir!

Three threes and two sixes, that's a full house. What have you got?

I hate tourist season.

Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor?

-I'm Major Dodge. -Captain DeSoto.

John Candy as Chewy

I didn't hear you.

We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans.

Those guys are dead.

If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.

I'm getting the idea, Winger, that you don't like me.

You know something, soldier. I've noticed you're always last.

We'd have that EM-50 back here inside of 24 hours.

Guys have trouble with girls that are armed.

If they're not here in five minutes, I want them arrested.

Maybe you need this.

That does sound nice.

... I've lost my job, my apartment...

maybe one of us won't ....

Oh, it's real tough stuff. Especially that marching-in-a-straight-line business.

Come on. Go for it. Go for it.

Then we make some stone tools and we can cut some spears and arrows.

Where's my truck?

-Sarge, why me? -Oh, I don't know, son.

The Russians would just have to buy her dinner.

Let's go. There's a time limit here.

any of you guys touch my food, and I'll kill ya..

Dick Seales.... Was Our Big Toe!

ONE ALORA Lean, Mean, Fighting Machine

-Forty-first Armored? -Yeah, Bravo Company.

Get up. Come on. You're not going anywhere.

Greeting in Italy Enjoy your Honeymoon!

...you just got yourself 24 hours of scrubbing garbage cans.

We're 10 and 1!

They're not expecting somebody like you. They're expecting a slug.

... I've never done this before.

...and you try and get as close to each other as possible...

And maybe someday you'll understand what the hell I'm talking about.

I'm gonna treat it like a UFO sighting.

You mean, like, flaming or...?

Hut, two, three, four!

Mayday, mayday.

-Think he bought it? -No.

Code 21. Go ahead.

We've been kicking ass for 200 years... We're 10-1!

-I brought the magic suitcase. -You did?

These are exactly the kind of go-getters...

-With a Winnebago. -Check, please.

We got one heavily armed recreational vehicle here, man.

...and he suggested taking one of these aggression-training courses.

We were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army.

Good, good, good.

-I kind of thought it was a mistake. -I got it.

you're going south of the litani river. don't fuck it up

I want to party with you. Mad man