Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think this is the greatest day I've ever spent.

Where's my truck? Hey!

Well, one just now and one in the barracks.

Yes, sir. They determine where the mortar's--

You screw this up, Stillman...

Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans

-I didn't mean it. -How come yours is so long?

Barnake? Hey! He still owes me money!

Are those my men ernie?

Let's see. Sergeant Hulka is on the confidence course.

My report states that Crocker was negligent in his mortar instructions...

So much fun and imagination.

Excuse me. General Hansen?

-And 58 cents. -...and 58 cents!

Hill Climb Racing Tank In Neon

Are those my men, corporal?

-Captain. -Yes, sir?

But I'm warning you. If I catch any of you meddling civilians in my stuff, I'll have no choice but to tear you apart.

Something seriously wrong with us.

We're gonna start the bidding.

We're not gonna let you drive now, you sit right down here.

Should have called him The Dork

-There's a gun in that tower, Russell. -I see him.

I'm getting too old for this ! Nope....Never!

-I can't see a thing up ahead, sir. -The turnoff is just up to the right.

What a rush. The sky is brown.

Hey, graduation's at 2:00. What time is it now?

Son, there ain’t no game no more

...and say what I say...

...that's more loyal, more lovable than the mutt.

We got a full day ahead of us.

YOU CAN'T GO! ALL THE PLANTS ARE GONNA DIE!

Also, I don't like nobody touching me.

We'll have them photographed putting the 50 through its paces.

You'd better stop worrying about what happened to Hulka...

You're making friends fast around here, Slack

Just don't get it on my shoes, okay? Hello?

When you stole that cow...

I can't believe we're pIaying this.

I think they suck

I spent most of my life in institutions.

You're heavily armed.

This one's light. Stand out of the way.

The Greatness inside Reunion Arena

Just use more whipped cream.

-So, what are you taking? -Oh, I got these from Elmo.

Better than Groundhog Day

We're gonna check out General Barnicke's house. He's in Washington.

Get your goat-smelling ass out of here!

Senator, hang onto that, will you, for me?

This guy's doing pretty well. Interested?

You think it's like a health club with neat uniforms or something.

Are these my psyop programs colonel?

Winger. I'm adopted.

Don't Worry Ukraine

Clayton Kershaw Isn’t always going to be that big toe for us.

Hey, watch it. A guy could get hurt.

-That was stupid. -Yeah.

Every time I see a MEME Fact Checked on Facebook

I was going to the laundry, get my uniform.

lighten up, Lydia.

I've seen your kind come and go.

What kind of training, son?

I can't stop! Please!

So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?

-You gotta do it for us, Ox. -I can't.

-Russell, what are you afraid of? -I'm not afraid.

It’s Party Time Italian Style

Get me out of here.

Well, I never heard of you. And you're not on my roster.

Any of you guys call me “Boo”, I’ll killa ya

Need a little help.

I need some heavy discipline in my Iife.

The two of us together, forget it.

...you don't send your typists in the first wave.

...walk, talk, shoot, shit like a United States soldier.

I’m pacing myself Sargent

When I was a kid my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger...

...help the white guys.

Moos and Eustachy Together? I want to party with you Cowboy!

So just keep your meat hooks off.

I'm pacing myself, sergeant.

-You know who would love this? -Who?