Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Stillman freaked out when the MPs brought us back.
-I'm pacing myself, sergeant. -Move it!
Oh, my God!
Well, okay, hotshot."
Off the bus. Right on inside.
I want to be taken to the airport. Be very careful with the bags.
...and see that it's given to the proper authorities, G-E-R.
Hey, Hansel, Gretel! Hey, we're your allies.
The name's Francis Soyer.
You were nice?
What are you doing? No, get off. See, you gotta make my bunk.
What kind of training will you get?
And make no mistake.
Move it out, son. Move it out.
...you'll move fast.
I have a platoon and CO being held by hostile enemy...
And that's all you'll ever be, a bum!
Chicago Bang! Bang!
-Did you remember to get my dress? -Yeah.
Cut that out! Cut that out!
-Thank you. -That helped.
You borrow the money, you buy a Winnebago.
And here goes five. Will he do it?
You know what that means?
Anything I could tell you would be a Iie, captain...
Come on. I'm in good shape. I'm walking tall.
Lighten up, Mike Pence.
Nice going, asshole.
Sgt Hulka approves
Cut it out! Stop!
Sir, these are Sergeant Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.
Bye-bye.
"Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me 'The Cruiser.'"
I cried my eyes out.
I wanna party with you, Snowdoodles.
I was shot up pretty bad.
"I saw something, but I'm not quite sure what it was."
Blown up, sir!
It ought to be.
Oh, good.
THAT’S A FACT, JACK!
Yes, you speak some English?
Pleasure to meet you, Hollister. Heard a lot about you.
-Two when we got out of the jeep. -Oh, no. Six hits.
-Come on. -I'll do it!
Putin to Russian Military: Ukrainians:
I thought I'd better join before I got drafted.
-That's four. -Four.
I learned two semesters of geology in three hours.
No mike, you didn't hire any men...
ANY OF YOU GUYS TOUCH MY POTATOES, AND I'LL KILL YOU.
We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia.
Attention!
Yo. Here we are, my man.
...and I'll have you assigned to a weather station above the Arctic Circle.
Where's the great pay? Where's the travel?
The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over "Jerry Espino", Sir!
So the basic problem is that I'm still around?
I wanna party with you, Dee Ball.
The Army can make you feel a lot of ways:
Have you been doing your special exercises
Buckle up here, cowpoke.
Son of bitch, shit son of bitch, shit
...is to be the great American fighting soldier...
All I know
Oh, this is interesting.
I need two volunteers.
-My gosh, my gosh. -Come on, John.
DECEMBER 31ST, 7 O'CLOCK
John Harmon
And now?
Anyone: name drops soldier in 2 battalion
NEVER CONVICTED.
You think you know something about everything, don't you?
-Where's your drill sergeant, men? -Blown up, sir!
You think this guy's overdoing it a bit?
You're not gonna report this or anything, are you?
All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody.
Maybe I should fold.
Where's that sharp knife we have? Anita!
I guess that's no on both.
I don't think I wanna go to the stockade.
Don’t forget about the original.
I was wondering if you.... Are you holding?
And Gary Koen isn't always gonna be there...
Louise, it's so nice to see you. What are you doing here?
Welcome back James Johnson thats the HEAT Cult
Thank you.
Thank you.
What, are you smuggling furs or something?
My hobbies are fast cars and fast women.
Maybe they couldn't find the parade grounds.
All I know Is I finally get to kill somebody
Lighten up, Bocko.
-Oh, but, sir, these men-- -Don't "but" me, captain.
I'm gonna kill you! Damn you!
All right.
Tomorrow you'll be on parade in front of General Barnicke.
Karma
We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.
Good, good.
-I'm gonna fold. -Okay.
Party Time
Come on, you know my sister. You practically raped her one night.
It's not funny.
It's just not that cute anymore.
I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
Excuse me, stewardess...is there a movie on this flight?
You should have your license taken away.
Yeah, we won't go in.
Left, right, left, right.
Happy Birthday Matt!
-Are you gonna get sick or something? -Where the fuck's my truck? Where--?
Think we could do that?
Gentlemen, this is the EM-59
No, not with a hand like that. Come on.
When the Army entrusts an important project like this to an officer...
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
I don't think so and I don't care and I don't have the time.
Fine-looking group of men, wouldn't you say so?
Your left, your left, your left.
I think we should find a hotel room.
-Let's go. Come on. -Let's look at the general's cupboards.