Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A little English?

Yeah. We just find a gas station, they'll tell us where all the nice--

Well, sir, we were....

So how many of you would say you speak English fairly well...

Captain Stillman.

I'll take that right now!

Are either of you homosexuals?

what became of bunny meyer? she had 2 cars and one backed into her shopping bag.

Russell Russell

You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima treatment.

Welcome back James Johnson #HEATCult

Alls I know is I finally get to kill somebody!!

...will do the next two weekends on KP.

-I'm praying. -You ought to.

We're so damn lost

Docusign... you just made the list, buddy

Damn it, though, we're so close. I'd love to just go take a look.

That's good. Now your name.

Davenport has arrived!

Behind you! Hey, she's not even in the fight.

It's not just the uniform.

Take about an hour. We could drive over, get pictures and come back.

Platoon, just like last night, only better!

Oh, God, I wish I was a loofah. Look at that! That's....

Lighten up Francis

-John, I took a lot of these. -How many?

Russell Russell

I got a hell of a sense of humor. Ain't I, Corporal Briggs?

It's time you and me had a private talk, Winger.

...we'll probably get picked up in a day or two by a Liberian freighter.

Is there a bathroom around here? I gotta pee.

Will you take this comedian outside...

Where were you two blocks ago when we could've used you?

"Our newest soldiers with our latest weapon." That kind of thing.

It's the stories that you tell.

One of these men may save your life one of these days, understand?

Oh, not yet. Please, not yet! Oh, please!

It's all over with now. We might as well not even show up to graduation.

We're all very different people.

I'm Captain Hollister, Special Operations Group. Who are you?

Nothing's changed.

Well, that was interesting.

I still think you're kind of screwed up, Russell...

"I've been listening to him for years. He's fabulous."

But we're in Italy, so you've gotta make mine. It's regulations.

...then you come to bed with me.

Then you watch movies until dawn, and then...

I ought to run right down there and join up, huh?

Gentlemen, we are in Germany!

A black beIt who can levitate.

Those are damn fine me. Are they in my company?

What General Barnicke wants from you...

I gotta dry out, or I'll be dead before I'm 30.

I am, aren't I?

-But we gonna get hung. -Yeah, man.

You're making friends fast around here, John.

...and totally unable to control his men.

We've been practicing all night, and we stink.

No Reserve: 1963 Mercedes-Benz Unimog 404.1 S

Look out, Louise! There's a tank behind us! Move it!

Hey Bro Guess what!?!?!

-What do you think? -I hope we don't go to war.

You're late on the payments, pal.

-You, go ahead. -Me?

Only "list" meme I could think of.

Lighten up, Sandy

...without a big toe.

Is it fair that you were born like this? No!

-Open this door, pIease! -I'm gonna squash him!

And if you want my honest opinion...

That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing?

Step into my office.

Cut that out. Cut that out.

Alt right on the way to their next protest

I don't think you'd think it's funny, sir. Sergeant.

This work day should be postponed, until this team is better rested.

-Training, sir! -Training, sir!

It’s the stories that you tell . . .

Who's gonna make the beds?

Brandon Rice I WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU COWBOY

...has gotta make the guy on the bottom's bed all the time.

So let's not let it happen a third time. Is that clear?

It's always your fault. You are not capable of handling--

It's a hundred ways to prove yourself.

You could probably be a general in a year.

Stand up when I'm sticking you, boy!

I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

He said he had a plan. Now, just give him a chance.

Because tonight we're gonna go out and kill a wild boar.

I didn't talk you into this. You needed a husky.

Talk about massive potential for growth.

I'm pacing myself.