Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-More worthless money for you. -Come on.
This is pretty sweet. Free clothing.
Are these my psyop programs colonel? No sir, your programs are over there
Yes, sir, a fine-looking bunch of men.
Nothing doing. We'd be the laughingstock...
-Are you okay? -Where are they?
Oh, parted my hair.
Sergeant, when I want your input, I will ask for it. Thank you.
You white guys'll probably get five years.
Mom! I'm home!
-Got him! -All right! Oh, God!
You Step forward
So why don't you just move along and get on the bus?
And before I leave you...
-Russell. -Come on, it's Czechoslovakia.
Jenny
Forward march!
As far as I'm concerned, Sergeant Crocker's 100 percent responsible...
These are exactly the kind of Go Getters for my EM-50 Project...
Think this guys over doing it a bit
-No. -We'll split it.
-...you know, holding? -No, man, I'm not.
See how far he ca stock it up your......
Such a truck would be good For picking up girls in Minsk
-Who could grow more than me? -Goodbye.
Got something in a low rise mesh? ...Bikini if possible?
Hey, we’re running
Gunther, get yourself a new Volkswagen, huh?
Gentlemen, it's party time - Italian style.
We're gonna fall out with locker boxes...
Top Says Im getting too old for this s#!t
Son of bitch. Shit.
I knew it. I had that feeling.
A real beauty, colonel. You can count on us.
Let’s Goooo!!
One-seventy-five now! One-seventy-five here! One-eighty!
That’s the fact Jack!
You're going nowhere, John.
You've got three days to get it together.
-Louise, get this thing moving. -You're dangerous, you know that?
I go back, get a new apartment...
Wash off the soap. That's right. Wash it off.
"You Just Made The List, Buddy."
Heinicke?! Heinicke?! That guy still owes me money?
Oh, God, I wish I was a loofah. Look at that!
This is my mission. I would appreciate if you let me run it. Thank you.
That's my car!
Well, explain yourselves.
-You said you used to wrestle. -I used to lose a lot.
Any of you kids call me “bruh” again…and I’ll kill you.
0500. All right, we have three hours. Didn't you ever cram for a test before?
Hey—-
I am going to write your name down...
-This looks like a main road. -Oh, yeah, this is the interstate here.
You all right?
What's the matter with you?
I'm getting too old for this ! Nope....Never!
...you're not gonna make it.
-What did he say? -He said the black guys...
Craig has been our Big Toe
Stow your tray table in the upright position, will you?
We're gonna start out with a five-mile run.
Is it really Friday?
Fifteen and a half.
All I know is that I finally get to kill somebody
Where’s your boat, men? BLOWED UP, sir!
Get him off! Get him off!
… Jeff Alberts
NEVER CONVICTED.
-I'm not going in. -You could be a commander.
Yeah, dysentery guaranteed.
Go get them!
Italy.. Or Germany?
All I know is I finally get to kill somebody
TMBA CML
If you'd like to be part of it, call this number toll-free.
You can't go All the plants are gonna die
I GOT A HELL OF A SENSE OF HUMOR
Oh, shit.
No, sergeant!
Raise it, sergeant.
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
-Official business. -May I see your identification, sir?
416-397. That's Czechoslovakia.
Sir, those numb-nuts can't even tie their own shoelaces.
You can't go, all the plants are gonna die
you can't go! all the pant are gonna die!
Would you be careful with those?
It's just you and me, kid, man-to-man.
I'm Getting too old for this!
-They came looking for us. -Oh, they've had it.
Should have called him the dork
How many times I thought that,...
You're sticking on the bottom, dear. Keep hopping. Keep hopping, honey!
Anand Don't GO!
...that several members of the 3rd Platoon Bravo Company...
He still owes me money! Hey Heinecke!
So go ahead, give it your best shot.
...but get off my back.
Maybe I just don't know you well enough yet, sarge.
Especially this close to the end of basic training.
Sir, if you'll take my advice, there's a crack squad in the 42nd...
John!
Oh, my hero.
I just had the weirdest dream. John.
Bathroom. Bathroom.
This is the Army.
Where the fuck's my truck?
...unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."
Where’s your Christmas tree, men? Blown over, sir!
We owe it to Sergeant Hulka to end up face down in the gutter tonight.
Putin ...you are a madman.
That's the fact, Backblaze!
My people, we're number one. All right.
We are in Germany.... Scene from Stripes
Step back!
So we're all dogfaces. We're all very, very different.
-I'm not enjoying this! Now quit it! -You're not, huh?
You're welcome to stay at my place if you want.
Yes, but where the great pay... Where's the travel???
Well, one thing led to another...
Russell?
They ship it anywhere you want.
Listen, if I get killed, my blood is on your hands.
The subject is closed.
THIS GAME SHOULD BE POSTPONED UNTIL THIS TEAM IS BETTER RESTED. AND RECOVERED. AND STAFFED. AND HAS AN ACTUAL NFL QUARTERBACK.
Derrick and Eddie's welcoming committee
John! John! We're missing graduation.
You know, this is the cold and flu season.
You can't go All the plants are gonna die
SIgn us up
... John Harmon.
I'll respect you even more.
Thanks Chelsea.(click volume on)
When’s the good part, John? This is the good part.
You know my feelings...
Come on, rhythm. Hut, two, three, four.
Move it out!
Ziskey.
I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?
Inside.
That's different.
Donald Trump is a convicted Felon!
This is the Army.
I have a plan