Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When your wife says “no more guns in 2024 because you got too many in 2023”
Touch my drums
I think you're ready for the Special Olympics.
Then you drive your cab, what, a couple hours?
They're all going backpacking, John!
John!
you old dawg
Security Awarenes Trainng Sir!
This day should be postponed until this platoon is better rested
...the rest of this platoon...
Sit down.
Any of you guys Call Greg Lance, AND, I'll Kill you
What the fuck
We've traced the EM-50 to Germany.
... I would have to make yours.
Okay, I know you're anxious to jump right in and start speaking English...
-Really? -Yeah. Be careful, man.
-No. -Never convicted.
-We're going to be killed! -Oh, no.
Gentlemen, it's party time, Italian style!
He has selected this platoon for this assignment...
Those bastards.
The absence of a plan is ridiculous.
Eat the streak
Order, ho!
You're kidding.
Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of aggression...
...repeat the entire course of basic training.
I just can't take this anymore.
...and they're away on a trip.
I thought I better save the time outs for the second half
Yes, sir.
All right, men, fall in alongside this roadway in a column of two.
...and then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until 2 in the morning!
What a tragedy. Hey. Hey.
You can beat me as much as you want!
-You wrestled, huh? Nice seats. -Yeah.
ITs PARTY TIME MEMPHIS STYLE
Don't leave
...looking good and mentally alert at all times.
Left face!
Move it out!
Before we proceed any further...
Even before I picked this up.
Where is it?
It's come to my attention...
Well, I'm still in. Cruise, how about you?
It's cutting time.
Never convicted.
There you go. A little bit lumpy. You're a little bit lumpy.
DECEMBER 31ST, 7 O'CLOCK
Pleased to meet you, sir.
...John Harmon.
...that could link up with Air Recon.
-It doesn't seem fair. -Fair?
I don't know what I want.
lighten up, abner.
-And what do we got? -What do we got?
-No, I don't. -Your problem is that you're armed.
Fifty-one, 52....
When you don’t know what to say Say
I don’t like nobody touching me!
...but with some difficulty?
Yessir Yessit
Oh, I didn't know they could do that.
Hey, this is a loading zone. You can't park here.
Tits
Just remember John candy
We're gonna muster in front of the motor pool at 0600! Got it?
-All right. -Hey, did you leave the radio on?
-We ended up-- -Shut up.
Doesn't surprise me. You look like a typical lowlife character to me.
But there is one thing that we all have in common.
Hey, they're about to start shooting at us.
...this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
Swallowed a lot of aggression
You're number one on the death list now, Winger.
Something's blocking the road. Hang on!
Tito Puente is gonna be dead, and you'll say:
There was one?
I was just making a joke, sergeant.
-We'll just look? -Yeah.
...at coordinates 41 6-397.
Any of you guys call me Danny, and I’ll kill you.
-Should we? -Yeah. Let's go.
That's my philosophy, $100 shine on a $3 pair of boots.
Aaaaarmy Training Sir!!
We Zip In. We Zip Out
Forty-two.
I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon.
CHICAGO. BANG BANG!
Actually, I'm a photographer. I took this job because I love people.
When it’s time to do the farm work outside….
-When's the good part, John? -This is the good part.
Are these my psyop programs? No sir….
0DTE? I'd bet everything
Where the hell have you been, soldier?
Brock You are a madman!!!
That’s just the kind of go-getter I want on my EM-50 Project in Italy
I gotta get in shape.
WHERE THE FUCK’S MY TRUCK??
That's good. Good.
So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
-That's our unit. -Oh, no.
ICE recruits
-Okay. -Okay, let's go.
-Thanks again. -Okay, all right.
Don't you ever touch me again, ever.
When I tell you to jump...
Come with me, my dear.
-...and you are my prisoner. -Why are you doing this?
I think we should go to California again and pick fruit.
Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Anyway, it costs 400 bucks to join this thing.
Son, there ain’t no game no more
...to admit it...
Left, right, left, right, left, right.
You can't go all the plants are gonna die!
-No, I certainly haven't had that. -First you get up on the grill.
Men, I realize this tragic injury to your drill sergeant is a real shock.
Are either of you homosexuals?
Just sayin : )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRISTIAN
Twenty-seven, 28....
So, what are you guys gonna do?
You're nobody's fool when it comes to your future, John.
Heineke?! Heineke?! That guy still owes me money!
Chicks digs me cause I rarely follow fundamentals.. And when I do, I always lose big money.
Anybody else want to be a comedian in here?
Sergeant Crocker is on the mortar range.
Move it! Do it!
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
I've never heard bones creak like that.
Yeah, ok…