Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. Don't waste it.

It's okay. Special assignment.

I feel like I'm 16 years old in my parents' house...

I wanna party with you, Scott Mees.

Son of bitch Shit

...and the instructions got all fouled up there.

I'm getting too young for this shit!

...and have some really serious sex.

Happy birthday putin What happened to Putin’s bridge

Have that removed, Corporal.

...to make this the best damned outfit in the European command.

Well, why don't you tell me your joke, son?

And during this match there will be absolutely no biting.

Okay, mister...

-Bus. -A movie on this flight.

A triple head! Oh, no! Oh, he's hurt!

Why do we want prisoners? What do we want with prisoners?

All of KC to Andy Reid

You don't know a damn thing about soldiering.

Okay, great, great. All right, we'll see you next week.

Russell Leffler

Lighten up, Francis...

-You got that? -Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

HEY ABBEY!!! Welcome to Italy.

I can't handle home schooling again

Welcome to Italy

9:30 Rounds should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.

We're not going to Moscow. It’s Louisiana

Oh, my-- Oh, my God! Mama!

Why don't you do it.

...to be that big toe for us.

I got it figured this way: They got one big gun, a couple of tanks.

The important thing is not to panic.

-We gotta go get them. -Yeah.

And no pulling of the nose.

We are in Germany

-No, no. -Now, don't worry about a thing, okay?

From the United States Military Academy, John Winger.

son of bitch shit

-No, sergeant. -I didn't hear you!

Now for power update

All I know is, we finally get to impeach somebody.

...to our newest, bestest buddy...

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

It's party time.

"Hi, sarge." Just shut up.

Phildo,were you convicted of sleeping with a minor?

Lee Harvey, you are a mad man

Hi. I'm John Winger of the United States Army...

...you pretend there's a force field all around your body...

All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody

I was testing you.

Time to get out of here.

This isn't what you think.

You grabbed me, pulled me into a foxhole and patched me up.

I just know that I don't want you.

beat the shit out of ‘em hawks!

-Where you going, sarge? -Hey, sarge, where are you going?

I got you a pizza too.

wanna party with you, Dee Ball.

Party Time Italian Style

-All right. Give me your money. -Four hundred and thirteen bucks!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

Moos and Eustachy Toether? I want to party with you Cowboy!

I'm getting too old for this shit!

It hasn't been a week, John. It's been six months.

NEVER CONVICTED.

I think I'm good at this.

Where the fuck's my truck?

Oh, I wanted it-- Oh, I'm sorry!

you old dawwwggg

Hut, two, three, four.

-I'll drive. -Okay.

-Stop! Fall in! -Hey, sergeant, it's raining.

-Convicted? -Yeah.

We'll learn some new tunes. We'll have a great time. Bye-bye.

No stragglers. Now come on.

My name is Russell Leffler

You stand in place.

I've been readin books on the outside just so I can keep up with you.

I'll take care of you.

-You just broke my force field. -Yeah, you win.

Hi, baby. You're home a little early, aren't you?

So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

...without actually touching.

We’re so damn lost

And then we're gonna dry the meat for traveling.

Sergeant Hulka?

-A face bounce... -John.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...

You cant Leave! All the plants will DIe!

You've heard of the EM-50 project?

That's good. Oh, great.

Took it to get it washed?!

And Craig is not always going to be there

... I see if I can get my cab job back.

Queen Anne salute!

I ain't talking about that crap! I'm talking about something important.

...were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

All right, everybody's coming to my place. This is ridiculous.

-What are you gonna do with that? -This. And this.

The Week has Flown

I've got a problem, and I need your help.

-Tired, challenged, trained and proud. -This doesn't look bad.

I want to party with you, pirate