Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this Clan, Gary.

But there's no animal that's more faithful...

You can't go... all the plants are going to die

I mean, Charles de Gaulle was a general. You're smarter than him.

We're Americans. With a capital A, huh?

All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody.

Thanks a lot, Winger!

Rizzler Rizzler…

Okay. That's really very good. I'd like to try just one more time...

I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine.

Good one, Russell.

Yes. I want to thank you for saving my life over in Vietnam.

-Yes, sergeant. -Now that's what I wanna hear.

Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me "The Cruiser."

I'd like to take a big swing at you, sarge.

Yeah, but these are girls. They're weak and soft.

Are thes my psyop programs?

Thank you. It's great to be back home.

Do you want me to notify post security, sir?

Hey, captain, could we get a ride with you?

He said he couldn’t make it. Why don't you do it?

The GI Bill. Borrow all the money you want.

NGP in Germany!

You figure it out.

My name's Howard J. Turkstra. I'm from Kansas City.

I got $3 says I can do five pushups.

Lighten Up, Francis.

They'll all be hitting on me. "Hey, John...

He still owes me money. Hey, Barney!

If we screw up graduation, we'll have to take basics all over again.

But just one more time.

...you're gonna say, "How high?"

Not yet, ma'am.

Right shoulder, ho!

Dare me. Go on, bluff me. Come on!

I'll still respect you.

No, I'm not a general, but may I help you?

When it’s time to do the farm work outside….

... I don't care how smart you are or how dumb you are...

Not bad! It's great.

-Fall in! -Yeah!

...my car and my girlfriend.

Because you talked me into this, that's why, you idiot! It was your idea!

... I'll be right behind you guys every step of the way.

Now, any of you homos...

I'm Sergeant Hulka.

I can't handle basic training again, man.

The bidding has gotta start. Now give me 100.

Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

-Whoa, tough door! -You got it locked on the inside?

Thanks for the ride, pal.

There's nothing I enjoy more than meeting someone like yourseIf...

I don't know what kind of soldier I'll make...

Have that removed, Corporal.

Oh, jeez! Now you done it.

-Did you say that? Who said--? -I said that.

-This is ridiculous. -Right.

Shut up! Just shut up, will you!

-Two fours, I got an ace. -You got an ace, an eight and a seven.

I was wondering if you.... Are you.holding?

I know. I gotta straighten out.

I'll be in my office if you need me.

Sergeant Hulka.

This snow day should be postponed Until the platoon is better rested

All right, let's do a little singing this morning.

Fire Dept Mandatory Training? What kind? I.C.S Training, Sir!

-Understand? -Yes, sir.

Now if any of you Homo's

...you're gonna find out that me and Uncle Sam are one and the same.

I'm sorry about what happened at the meeting.

I knew that wasn't gonna sound good.

You can’t go! All the plants are gonna die!

That's just the way we like to keep it, captain.

"Get off my back!"

Don't make me shoot you.

You would be, man. You could go right into Intelligence.

Second, when I finish all my training, I'm probably gonna be a typist.

I had a real bad day.

sir. I know you may have a terrible sense of humor

Where’s your Christmas tree, men? Blown over, sir!

All right, go to your neutral corners, and we will begin the match!

Get down and give me 50, mother!

Alt right on the way to their next protest

-See this arm band? MP. -Yes, ma'am.

"Sammy, get well soon."

Yeah, I'm becoming aware of that, you know.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Should call him the dork

Will you shut up about the Army?

Are these my psyop programs colonel?

Al Hoford another great night.. You’re a Bum!

Inside. Off the bus.

Big Ric addressing the crowd!

Left, right, left, right

Son of bitch Shit