Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Getting Superstar in 4th Round...

All right, you've looked at the general's refrigerator long enough.

Right shoulder, arms!

Who's going to tell race about this?

...that your whole platoon...

Hey. Yes, thank you. Toss that up here.

We got each other.

I want to see you walking tall...

You say the nicest things.

Your mamas are not here to take care of you now.

-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -No, no. No, John, no.

Okay, let's go. Five good ones. Come on.

Four hundred thirteen dollars and 58 cents!

Two things, John: First of all, they hate your guts.

-Save your strength, sarge. -Yeah.

It's gonna be kind of weird till then, but....

...Sergeant Hulka.

Now listen to me. You're gonna finish basic training...

0DTE's? If it were me, I'd bet Everything

They're Russian troops, about 200.

We zip in…. We zip out. It’s the Ukrainian for Pete’s sake!

That guy was like a member of the steel-plate club.

What is your name?

You look like a sensitive, intelligent guy.

Lighten up, Francis...

Russell. He should be here.

You come home, you order out food...

I'm pacing myself, sergeant.

Nice to know you can move like that when you have to.

Okay, guys, you're home. Get out.

I guess we're going after John and Russell.

I've been in this Army 28 years.

Sixteen? Wanna play Spin the Bottle?

No questions, please.

Brandon Rice IWANT TO PARTY WITH YOU COWBOY

Chris & Abby Enjoy your Honeymoon!

Yeah, we're with them.

...would help change your rotten attitude.

...you're gonna keep your mouth shut and do everything he tells you.

Hey Tony Romo Fans...

Any of you suckholes want to come up here and knock me off?

You're head over heels in love with me.

It's a little cute.

I do not want to hear one more insubordinate word...

Folks, don't order the schnitzel. They're using schnauzer.

...from anyone in this platoon.

-Good. That's fine. Let them. -It's working.

Oh, I like that.

We don't have to worry . . . about whether or not we’ve practiced.

Which is perfect for me.

You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!

John, no, it's not gonna work. I like you, but I need something more.

-Do you think I'm officer material? -God, I'm worried about you.

All i know is I finally get to shoot someone

Oh, look at those men.

What's everybody so down about?

We should, like, build a shelter, I think.

Free range pedophiles.

...and watch him do 50 pushups?

-Let's skip the bullshit, captain. -Yes, sir.

If we're lucky, we'll drift into those major shipping lanes...

-I don't think that was me. -You're right. It was Normandy Beach.

-I'll get you up to cruising speed. -Stop it!

We work on it all night. We get it together.

You know, these aggressive-training courses like EST, those type of things.

Right on inside.

There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us.

Oh, this is nice, really.

They're not in the NFC, it's the AFC North.

So, what, I guess we dig each other...

When we first met, I thought you were kind of screwed up.

That's not what I heard.

They don't know how to come on. Do you know the rest of your problem?

...you are a madman.

Oh, yeah. I want that so clean I could eat off the floor.

We could take them up in the Alps for a little spin.

I swallowed a lot of aggression Along with a lot of pizzas

Come on. Let's go.

this text should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.

I'll come out a human killing machine.

You got a problem, boy?

You'll guard this vehicle until 0800 on Monday morning...

Climb aboard, soldier.

We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1!

My man. My big man here is gonna do it all for us...

-And you know why? -Why?

-Okay, who's up for the Vatican? -No, I can't.

YOU MEAN LIKE, FLAMING OR...

John Ringer? What kind of a name is Ringer?

I think some of these plants are edible.

I'm not gonna accept anything less than $100.

Now, any of you homos touches me, and I’ll kill you

...a dismount...

FOSSTEN, YOU OLD DOG.

-Not Marine pushups. -No, simple pushups.

We're trying to get over there, do some skiing.

It's learning how to be a soldier. And how to be much more.

These are Elmo’s microdots. That's acid.

I’m pacing myself, Sargent. MOVE IT!!!

Knees in the Breeze

Now, when you invade a hostile foreign nation...

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

-What about this? How about this? -That's better. Oh, so much better.

Move it! Move it!

And you let no one in there. No one! Not even the colonel!