Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the EM-50?
You don't say "sir" to me. I'm an SA. I work for a living.
...and make me proud.
Oh, Cruise, it's been a lot of fun the first time, hasn't it?
Like discipline and duty and honor and courage. You ain't got none of it.
Hey, where's the EM-50?
Reveille is 0500.
...or I got ways of finding out myself.
I don't know what kind of shit you pulled at graduation...
Well, you lose. If you would've had four fours, you would've won.
I'm gonna bust your butts...
You get lots of travel. Kathmandu, guaranteed.
Gentlemen…we are in Germany!
-You're very competitive. -I don't wanna go back.
Stuuupid!!!
Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
Most guys couldn't even handle you.
That's a good idea.
We are in Germany !
Now, since nobody else has got the guts...
Major Ellis would like you to look over these interim reports, captain, sir.
I've seen the kind of guys that enlist in the Army.
Would've been good.
John?
No, we're just good friends.
Move it!
I’m pacing myself, sergeant.
Men, welcome to the United States Army.
All I've got are a lot of bad habits and a lot of bad debts.
Oh...you old dog you......
Oh, amazing.
...left this military post without permission.
unpacking
What is their struggle?
He's moving now. That's two.
Yes, sir. You can count on me, sir.
You're all in this together.
lighten up abner.
Dare me. Go on, bluff me. Come on.
All right, now if you'll just give UncIe Sam your autograph here.
If it's a Status 7 like you said, they went in undercover.
-I need 150! -One-sixty!
What happened to your contract Blown Up Sir
Soldier, the Army has spent a lot of money teaching you how to fire that.
I'm getting too old for this shit!!
lighten up, karen!
Oh, my God, what an idiot. He's working on it.
Such a truck would be good for picking up girls in Minsk.
this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested
You see, it’s Wednesday so all the trucks go southbound on I-81 If it were Thursday, they would be going northbound.
There must be a bathroom here somewhere.
Welcome to Italy.
Three o’clock! We're missing it!
Never convicted.
I'm a gentleman. Now stop it.
Do you? That means that our forefathers...
...and the rest of you got the weekend off. Dismissed!
Didn't Everybody Make It With A Beautiful MP Tonight
Let's go upstairs and check out the general's closets.
It's softball and low bridges.
We go down to the motor pool.
Where’s your boat, men? ...BLOWED UP, sir!
Here you go. There you go. Hand them off there, boys.
They'd better be in there.
No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to Iearn.
...all the way back, a double backflip.
-Did you say that? -No, sir.
Why, boy...
To take orders from me, who is--
-Yes, sergeant. -I didn't hear you.
Listen, if this is gonna get you in trouble, we'll leave. All right?
And then depression set in.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear… …and when I do, it’s usually something unusual
-That's the fact, Jack! -That's the fact, Jack!
-Winger! Oh, I'm so glad! -What are you doing here?
Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure.
How do you win?
-Is this good? Is this good? -It's great. Oh, it's perfect.
Excuse me, stewardess. Is there a movie on this flight?
There's some questions I have to ask. They're a little personal.
There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us.
-Intelligence? -Some.
Launching Ubuntu OS in a container
In the last two hours...
NEVER CONVICTED.
-Okay? -It sounds easy.
We don't have to worry...
Don't scratch them.
Ok
-...a hotel room somewhere. -Yeah.
We zip in….. We zip out. It’s only the Ukraine for Pete’s sake!
Fifteen, 16, 17....
-Do you have your papers? -Yes. Here.
Keep it moving! Let's go!
John!
Guess What Alberto...
There we are, Winger. Ain't no more drill sergeant.
BLOWN UP SIR!
...and big toe...
Mangler
You're a lean mean fighting Machine!
Chad Kelly
Halloween Thanks Mayor
I'm falling apart here.
What if the Russians were raping your sister?
It's like going into Wisconsin.
Russell Leffler
Did you check him off, Louise?
You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem.
Save it for later.
...we got women can climb that better than you. Get up!
You know, my father was here during the war.
I want you to call me Russell, and I'm gonna call you by your first names...
I'm with the U.S. Army, 41st Armored Division, Bravo Company.
And when he sees what total fuck-ups you really are...
-Here's proof. His nose is cold. -So is his brain.
You know, there's a strip search before you get on the bus.
Come on, you know my sister.
They got a hundred Baryshnikovs running around.