Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You're getting good. -Starting to get the hang of it.

Lighten up, Sandy

Look at that. Bend over. Drop the soap. Oh, tits. Good.

I've never gone this way before.

any of you homos tilt in the first half and I'll kill you

Left right left right ...

-We're missing it. -Let's go.

You're already dirty. C'mon.

-Yes, sir? -Colonel Glass to see you, sir.

Isn't this fun? You're pretty good for a first time, really.

For chrissakes, captain. We broke through the--

-No, I'm deserting. -You idiot!

-Okay, down on your knees. -Sounds good.

touch me, touch my stuff and I'll kill you

-Oh, it's good in stew, yeah. -Yeah, put about 30 in there.

I want to party with you cowboy...

And I don't think I want to take your abuse.

Golf Scorecard Turn-in

My hobbies are fast cars and fast women. That's why guys in my car club call me "The Cruiser."

Sergeant, I think it's a bad idea to march today.

He's almost set. He's eyeing that rug.

-What a darling border guard. -Is there a bathroom here?

73 BALLAN 73 BALLAN 00973

Get your butt down, soldier. You'll get it shot off someday. Move it!

You can't go! All The plants are gonna die!

Okay, find that truck, and we find them.

Any of you guys call me Boo... and I’ll kill ya.

So you better hit them bunks, my little babies...

-John, is that you? -Yeah.

Bathroom, girls. Bathroom.

if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

Hey Nasdaq Bell-Ringer Guy

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST, BUDDY.

Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out...

What, you want me to run for the Senate?

-We can do this, right? -There's no way in hell we can do it.

I don't care, sergeant. Just load the truck, and let's move out.

It's real heavy.

Piaf.....She should be here

The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Dog, Sir!

Welcome to Statue of Ho.

-We'd have to, wouldn't we? -Yeah.

You got something in a low-rise bikini? Mesh, if possible.

There are two things I promised myself I'd never do:

Mangler He is alive

What kind of training?

Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?

Happy Birthday Putin What happened to Putin’s Bridge

Are those my men. Corporal?

Call me Francis

I don't think I've ever been this happy.

Now set it and fire it.

Buona sera, gentlemen.

We're so damn lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?

-No! -Yeah, I do.

-It's Winger! -We're free!

Have that removed, Corporal.

We got some naked animals in here we don't want you to see.

I know I don't want to take you to the airport. How about that, huh?

Well, where are my men?

So, what do we do now?

They make me a black belt.

Do the words "act of war" mean anything to you, huh?

And I want you to think real hard about it.

Thank you, captain.

Mayday. Code 21, Status 7. Mayday. Code 21, Status 7.

And I want to thank you for making me join the Army.

Hey...Gaige Grosskreutz

We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers.

I've been readin books on the outside just so I can keep up with you.

All right, now this is the second time we've let you guys off.

Now any of you homos touch my stuff And I'll kill you

Abbey!! Welcome to Italy.

Best bunk, right here.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

My name is Russell Ziskey...

All right, Klaus, hold it up right here.

...we've never been in a Winnebago."

Son, there ain’t no draft

Okay, major, let's go!

All I know is we finally get to impeachment somebody

Hold that, corporal.

Lighten up, Peanut.

...and start worrying about how you're going to pass muster at graduation.

You've got some warped idea about the Army.

And right shoulder, ho!

Well, I was kind of thinking we'd get a couple companions this weekend.

-Okay. Let's look. -Yeah, that's a much better plan.