Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I go in the Army, they turn my body into a dangerous weapon.
Yes, sir.
I'm getting too old for this shit!
oh, here come your men NOW, sir!
We are the wretched refuse.
Well, I didn't have the money.
Ladies and gentlemen, the big event you've been waiting for.
Colombia. Love weed.
Oh, my balls. Oh, my balls.
Get up!
I love those guys. We're their only chance.
Have you been doing your special exercises?
Way to go, Ox! Kill them!
...for the entire thing.
Aren't you going too fast?
It’s the stories that you tell . . .
Okay, all right.
Hey, can I take your last beer?
Well, I'll tell you what, soldier. Let's make it 10 miles.
-There's the truck. -Must be them. Get ready!
Any of you guys call me “Boo”, and I’ll kill ya.
You're different. You're weird. You're a mutant. You're a killer!
That's why guys in my fangirl club call me "Coach Prime"
-I really think you're gonna like this. -Yeah?
You can’t go….
Wisconsin
Get on your feet!
Yeah.
They got him down and they got him pinned!
-Yeah. -How was your day?
And I don't like nobody touching my stuff!
Hey, move that cab, buddy!
Good.
-All right, we're in. -Nice work, John.
-Hey, man! -Instant Finance.
Where's the Winnebago? Goddamn it! Shit!
-Thanks for splitting it. -No problem.
I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this Clan.
Have that removed, corporal.
Abbey!! Welcome to italy.
Welcome to Italy
Hey! You can't stop in the middle of a bridge!
What, the Army?
i need a volunteer
-Hi. -Where are the others?
Blue Nylon Panties
An Army without leaders is like a foot...
Everybody back! Everybody back!
We can do this. We just have to practice.
Razzle-dazzle!
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear... And when I do it’s usually pretty unusual.
He's gonna do a reverse mo-fo.
-How's this for you? -Perfect.
Congratulations. You just doubled your money.
You keep your mouth shut about this. Do you understand me?
You are in trouble! This is government property--
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
I joined the Army because my father and my brother were in the Army.
That’s why the guys in my car club call me the cruiser
Corporal Briggs, we have a comedian in our midst.
It's cool. All right.
Have it your way, sir.
I was wondering if you.... Are you...
I'm going Army.
Hey, baby, want to come to my place?
I can't believe they're Russian spies. Can you?
Well, that hurts, ma'am
When I tell you to move...
Lighten up, Mike Pence.
How much should I bet?
No, sir. Oh, here come your men now, sir.
No problem, sergeant.
I've been readin books on the outside just so I can keep up with you.
You don't think that takes energy? You're a sexual dynamo.
Oh, yeah.
Lighten Up, Francis.
What an idiot. Get in here.
Left, left, left, right, left.
Do either of you have credentials It’s a standard question
This practice should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
I want them on the plane tonight.
We'll take care of these two.
Porter Family
Primer día del Internado
Happy Birthday Putin!!! What happened to his bridge?
lighten up, abner.
Oh, where did you learn that? Oh, where did you learn that?
Come on! I'll walk on your ass, boy! I was killing--
...about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung.
WHEN YOU STOLE THAT COW
Just get on the plane.
Two in the jeep.
...so how about we tag along with you to your destination...
I'm Getting too old for this! NOPE NEVER!
Think this guy is overdoing it abit
Welcome to IT-LEE!
I'll do it!
UAV
You know, how much can you straighten out in one week?
That's the fact, Jack!
All I know is I finally get to kill somebody.
Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage.
The plane's coming apart.
You're hopelessly, deeply in love with me, aren't you?
Black guys, help the white guys, okay?
John, over here!
All right!
Welcome back James Johnson aka bloodsport thats the HEAT Cult
Mr. Kushner, will you streamline distribution of supplies to the states for coronavirus care?
Last Game, what???
That's even better.
Barnicke?
Any more complaints?
What happens if I refuse to get on the bus?
...but this ain't no glamour detail we're on.
We're here.
All right, soldier, let's see how you fire that mortar.
Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?
Wait, What? RTM wins?!?! No way, I didn't know that.