Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, sir.
-No. -We're responsible.
No. I've seen that.
-Oh, let's. -I think you're a punk.
That's my man out there! My champ! Now stop it!
Out, please!
Come on, move!
Get him!
Son of bitcj Shit
Anand
Interim reports! That's all I ever do around here.
-...for a cop. -Oh, thanks a lot.
Derrick and Eddie's welcoming committee
It's double double top-secret.
I'm Captain Stillman, the new company commander.
I certainly meant no offense by it. It won't happen again.
Son of bitch. Shit.
I gotta live with 37?
Swede, you are exactly the kind of go getter I want on my EM-50 project.
Let me tell you something, mister.
Hi Jerry & Stacey
All right, steady, steady.
Hello?
I've seen that on cable TV, and it did nothing for me.
Too bad the girls are in Germany.
Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
-Yeah. -Not that one.
I've never felt more alive in my whole life.
...because I would have a tough time pronouncing some of your last names.
Now, do what I do...
Free range pedophiles.
...a backflip...
...and carry on, I guess.
We checked the barracks, sir. They're not there.
I'll be over there in Nepal with those monkey-head chicks.
Thank you.
Something's blocking the road. Hang on!
Lighten up, Mike Pence.
You're my big toe
Beat the shit out of them, Ox!
-Good night. -Good night.
Take it easy, Francis-- Psycho.
Did everyone make it with a beautiful MP last night
I'm going Army
And then we're gonna do 10 miles, rain or shine.
NICE GOIN’, ASSHOLE.
-They give you money. -Who?
Yeah. Just follow me.
Ten-hut!
Yes, yes, there we go. I'm in.
You're a trained killer!
Maybe you'd like to take a swing at me.
-Who is it? -It's Idi Amin.
No. I've always thought about joining the Army.
Should call him "The Dork."
A somersault up to the knees, to a butt banister...
-Hello? -Hello.
What happens on those Costa trips
...is a real crack platoon of new recruits to man the EM-50.
Yeah.
Well, that hurts, ma'am.
Lee Harvey...
...and getting to know you, then taking photos of you while I drive.
Son, there ain’t no cardinals no more
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out!
I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine.
Any of you guys call me “boo”... and I’ll kill ya.
I'll take my hat off.
All right, now the way that you play it is...
...before we see this whatever it is.
Now, I don't care what you heard.
EM-50
Me this morning after watching the Tigers No-Hitter
Best bunk? Best bunk is....
All right, stand back from the door. I'm gonna blow it.
Stupid
Will you guys just relax? We got plenty of time. What time is it now?
Okay, Mr. Pushups. Let's hear your story.
Send help. I gotta get moving.
-No, no, no. -Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they're not as old either.
A little bit lumpy.
. .
Gentlemen, this is the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
...and your friends tried to make it with the cow.
John.
Take one step back, Winger.
Sam Hey, we're walking.
You just made the list buddy.
But now I know why I have aIways lost women to guys like you.
I’m pacing myself, sergeant.
Sarge, what are you doing? Sarge, what are you doing?!
I've always been kind of a pacifist.
And in the morning we can chop down a big tree...
WE ZIP IN, WE ZIP OUT
Forward, arms!
Scott’s Powers are back!
There was one?
Well, okay, hotshot.
-What time we get up? -Five a.m.
...or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe...
You got a six- to eight-week training program here, a tough one.
Mahler
Stripes Biden has spoken.
I’m gonna walk outta here a lean, mean fighting machine
I'm basically a shy person.
No. No, don't stop.