Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-No. -Oh, yeah.
Russell, that is our platoon out there. That's Ox and Elmo and Cruiser.
I saw them when I was working on unemployment. They're like us.
Oh, you old dog.
Hold on, honey. I got a special tool for you.
Pretty much got that roach problem licked.
Anyway, I went to this doctor.
We can forget all about the tearful reunion.
I want to party with you, cowboy.
Get it.
Give me a kick, honey.
You get in here. Come on.
Hold it!!!
-Yeah, well, the brains have arrived. -Yeah, that's good news.
Who's your friend? Who's your buddy?
Who wants to give power update?
Bullshit. You're not the type.
It's just you, me and Uncle Sam.
It's us, Winger! Get us out!
Ox, we got medals. Look. Valortorious Service. Thank you.
Left flank, left!
I think that we owe a big round of applause...
You desert now, it's a federal offense.
See, we're in ltaly. The guy on the top bunk...
I need you.
I can't hear you! You two should tie the knot!
LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE
We zip in, we fish and we zip right out again.
It's cold streams that chill your bones and a hot meal to warm you up.
...of the entire armed forces. We will do this ourselves.
Three o’clock. We've still got an hour to sleep.
Would you get back in the car?!
What are you looking at? Keep your eyes out there.
Yes, well. Get them inside...
Well, if somebody breaks your force field, then you win.
What do you think?
-Do you know Brandy? Hi, girls. -Excuse me.
If it were me, I'd bet everything.
I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say...
And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be there...
...we gotta get something straight.
I mean, the Iron Curtain, it's gotta look great. I'd love to have a picture of it.
That's why my fangirls call me "Coach Prime"
Who said that? Pick that up! Who said that?
Russell Russell
Social Distancing At the beach and during a pandemic
I didn't talk you into this. You needed this.
Right shoulder, arms!
We just want to get back to our hotel rooms...
-HoId it! -They had proper ID, sir.
Well, let me see. Let me see first.
Fall in for muster. Move it! Move it!
VOLUME UP
Ken
That's the fact, Backblaze!
How's this? How's this?
We're Americans. That means that our forefathers...
Platoon...
It’s Party Tom
Lee Harvey, you are a mad man
Go, man!
That’s a fact, jack!
"Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me 'The Cruiser'."
It's the Pom Pom. It's famous. It's world-famous.
I’m two hundred percent nigga
Then again, maybe one of us won't.
I used to wrestle. There's no tables.
-You're crazy about me, aren't you? -No.
We zip in, we fishand we zip right out again.
Son of beach, shit!
Going south today? All right.
Boy, I hope this is the mess hall.
Yes, sergeant!
Platoon, ten-hut!
. .
Get these bunks made up! Get your gear stored!
We're the underdog. We're mutts.
My job is to see that big, strong men like you...
Lighten Up, Balbus
I'm going to have a nice long relaxing poo
I should've kept my head down.
All right, we're here! Come on.
As you may know, General Barnicke...
Well, I was gonna go over there. We could use your car.
I'm looking good. First weekend in Europe.
And that's one. All right. He's off.
I'm a shy guy...
No, sir. Those are Captain Benton's men, sir.
We zip in, we pick them up and we zip right out again.
I am the little acorn that becomes the oak.
Now fire the weapon.
The Army's my only chance.
...but you're so cute.
A couple of soldiers took it to get it washed, sir.
I wanna party with you, cowboy.
...and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
Okay, let's go. Let's load that truck.
You sleep in till noon, then you watch Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Yeah, ok
Convicted? No, never convicted.
Time To Party Cowboy!
-Not unless they torture me. -Come on.
-No. -They'll probably teach me to levitate.
You don't say "sir" to me. I'm a sergeant. I work for a living.
Any of you...Touch My Stuff and I'll Kill you
It's about time you came around.
I think we might have to settle for a motel.
Step down. Grab your papers.
I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say... Fuck Dr. Fauci
I'm not saying that the Army will be able to do for you what it did for me.
Happy Birthday Christine
If I catch any of you guys in my stuff I’ll kill you.
-Thirty-seven. -Thirty-seven?
...along with a lot of pizzas.
Does this do anything for you? French girls do it all the time.
There's a couple things I want to get straight with you right off the bat.