Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, we're moving out! Move!
I'm getting too old for this !
All right, there you go.
What do you mean, I'm not the type?
Will you stop?! Turn around! Watch the road! Stop with the pictures!
Do you have something in a low rise bikini-cut? Mesh, if possible?
...and he expects you to perform particularly well.
Except they're not as sophisticated.
We could get...
Those muscles.
I want some action!
Hey, do something about this, ref! What kind of place you running here?
MassPort Fire
Hey, stupid, look at yourself!
Not that good though.
How's it going, Eisenhower?
You know who would be incredible in the Army?
I learned two semesters of Geology in three hours.
But that's me. I'm an aggressive gambler. Mr. Vegas.
It's in the regulations. If we were in Germany...
The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over "Vance Chula", Sir!
I've had an interesting morning.
Don't forget, you promised me a real expensive dinner...
-What do you got? -Well, I got a full house.
You're a lean, mean, fighting machine!
Where’s your Christmas tree, men? Blowed over, sir!
What the--? A surprise party!
You can tell me now...
No, it's not the speed really so much.
That's what you said last week.
A three-round match, five-minute time limit, one pin only.
Come here.
Should have called it the dork
Hello!
Also... I don't like nobody nobody touching me.
Chicago Bang bang
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, sir!
No, Not from this site
Yeah. We're spending it in an airplane hangar watching a truck.
That's the fact, Backblaze!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRUCK?! WHERE?!
It's because of you people that I cannot get outside!
Hey, wait a minute! Wait! Hey!
You bet.
Thirty-three.
I don't care where you come from, I don't care what color you are...
Hey, just a second here!
Lighten up, Francis.
-Here's a table. Excuse me. -Sounds good.
We were going to the Bingo parlor...
So where you from, Tex?
Queen Anne salute!
But that's me. I'm an aggressive gambler. Mr. Vegas.
Off the bus.
So the DOD won't even acknowledge it.
No, it's okay. General Barnicke's gone until tomorrow morning.
This is amazing. You wouldn't believe what this thing could do.
The Pentagon wants to unveil it for the news media next month in Italy.
Order, ho!
A face bounce! A double face bounce!
-Thanks. -No problem.
Should call him the dork
Stripes soon of bitch
Stands for military police. Are you on one of these buses?
Terrific. Corporal, bring up the jeep.
You know, you're very pretty...
-Excuse me, captain. -I don't want to be disturbed.
Stillman!
You ever heard stories about the gratitude of the Nepalese people?
-Good thinking, Ox. Real good. -It is.
Is there anything we can do for you?
It's a pleasure to see you, sir. Welcome to Fort Arnold.
What the hell's the matter with you?
-Yeah. -Here, let's switch.
You could join a monastery.
Hey, Russell.
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Woody
Maybe a few days in the stockade...
You just made the list, buddy.
I learned a lot of things today, John.
-Come on. -I'll take my chances with the feds.
You're gonna be just fine in about 12 hours.
All I'm saying is you get out of it exactly what you put into it.
Have a nice weekend.
What do you say let's cut out the bullshit between you and me?
Don't Worry Ukraine, Help is on the way!
Swing at me.
You Sir.....
Hey Patterbake! Nice going, Asshole!
Im getting too old for this shit!
I toId him I get sick when I fly. I think they're Dramamine.
Well, that hurts, ma'am
They got guys who like to do that, John. Let's give them a call, okay?
I’m pacing myself Jakey
-You hit me! I'm a girl! -I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you!
Watch out for this guy. He's a troublemaker.
...it usually means they're priming him for a major promotion.
Now we don't have to worry...
Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans.
Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Well, it's nice to know you can make me so hot.
Oh, I wrote. I didn't know if you'd come.
THIS GAME SHOULD BE POSTPONED UNTIL THIS TEAM IS BETTER RESTED. AND RECOVERED. AND STAFFED.
Gentlemen, this is the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.
-You got the light one. -Yeah, my mistake.
The Donald being courageous
If we were in Germany...
Well, I was wondering if you could hold something for me.
Hey, we're walking.
...how to eat, sleep...
-Two a.m. -Okay, 0200.
-Very clear. -Get back to your barracks, all right?
I'm willing to forget about this little incident.
You still have your health.
...and we're gonna have a locker-box inspection.
Son of bitch. Shit.
37?!
There was one?
Welcome to Italy
...and then we'll go our separate ways.
...get on these buses without getting lost.
Donald Trump
They're probably heading right for East Berlin.
I’m pacing myself, Sergeant