Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How about that lunch? What was that brown stuff?
Thought I’d better enlist Before I got drafted
...that is inside each one of us.
Do Major Army training
At ease, sergeant.
Now, sometimes the Army's your best shot.
-Let's go. City center. -Hey, let's go, man.
How do you know?
I got a nice, warm cab right here. You sure?
I ain't got no military reason for it, I just don't like you.
Three, five, seven!
Easy. Louise, what do you think of me?
Well, go ahead and give it your best shot.
You just made the list, buddy!
These are 34s, and they're loose.
Oh, God, look at that.
You....
JMU
Look at this stuff. Chicks in New York paying top dollar for this garbage.
Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me "The Cruiser."
Who saw Old Yeller?
You just made the list buddy
Barnicke?!
Clayton Kershaw Isn’t always going to be that big toe for us.
Dismissed, captain.
I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say...
-It's right in front of the barracks. -That's what I mean.
No Reserve: 1963 Mercedes-Benz Unimog 404.1 S "Such A Truck Would Be Good For Picking Up Girls In Minsk.
and Craig
...but there are a couple of things I need to know first because...
This is Basic English.
I've been reading books on the outside so I can keep up with you.
If that's humor, don't bother.
Wait a minute.
No, thank you. You know what your problem is, baby?
Side step right!
Lighten up Sandy
And we could find a river that'll probably run down to the ocean.
Boxer or jockey?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm in a hurry.
That's three.
... I will personally recommend...
Kill and die.
Didn't everybody make it with a beautiful MP tonight, huh?
Hello?
Army training, sir!
Eyes right!
Lighten up, Frances.
Thank you.
Who cares about fair? The worId isn't fair! Truth isn't fair!
We had a car waiting.
What happened to your contract Blown Up Sir
We're not parking it. We're abandoning it.
Real go-getters.
Remember this
...and I'm gonna be your instructor for the next five weeks.
If I call Anita, she has to pick me up at the train, right?
You gotta go back. You're already dirty. Come on.
My name's Dewey Oxberger. My friends call me Ox.
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna Krishna, Krishna
Boredom
...and make a dugout canoe.
No, sir. If we turn right, we're gonna--
You men are a disgrace.
God, I thought that was a dog around your neck.
All I know is I finally get to kill somebody
Okay, girls, go get them!
Find John, will you? I'm gonna kill him.
Matt Gaetz named AG The world welcomes its newest banana republic! The divided states of America.
Who?
We're mutants.
Right face!
Don't Worry Ukraine, Help is on the Way!
Sergeant.
The only way to learn anything... is to do it
... I want working on my EM-50 project in Italy.
-You. -Get out of here, I'd hate it.
Yes, sir. It's a tank or something.
Fuck this.
-What's the plan? -I'm working on it.
Thank you so much.
I wanna know who it was.
Those are damn fine men. Are they in my company?
But everybody calls me Psycho.
I got a hell of a sense of humor, ain't I SGT Outlaw
Then again... maybe one of us won't
When you left your tools in your truck
...is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.
Yeah. Yeah, I bet you did.
...and we'll be seeing each other around the officers' club?
You know, I think this guy Stillman is really dangerous.
Don't stop.
I'm your drill sergeant.
-Russell! -Russell!
Inspection, arms!
Hi.
-We don't know where the shell's-- -The only way to learn is to do it!
You can't go
We are in serious troubIe.
Lighten up, Gordon
-What coordinates, sir? -Coordinates?
Happy Birthday Matt Oops! Happy Birthday, Sir!!!!!
And no kicking, ladies and gentlemen.
...thanks a lot for keeping the Chinese off our backs. We appreciate it.
Oh, and by the way, handsome...
Sandman Burn LIst
-Just keep your hands on the wheel! -Not killed! Not killed!
Out of them bunks!
...but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into real heavy combat...
You just made the list, buddy.
...at the YMCA.
Let's get out of here!
I bet you can't do five pushups.