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There were two of you ruining my breakfast.
Don't expect a goodie bag.
Meanwhile, Trey and Charlotte
there is nothing more hopeful than getting ready for the first date.
Jim.
Когда меня спрашивают Сколько мне лет
- What's wrong with you? You're a... - What? What am I?
Your date died. You panicked.
How old are you?
You knowwhat? I don't need this.
You're sexy. He should see you. You're something to see.
Honey, that's great. I knew you could do it.
Hey, Mrs. Softie, at least I'm getting laid.
- What happened to the band? - Turns out I wasn't talented.
- Yes, indeedy. - He seems great.
I didn't look for myself. I try not to date while at work.
Why do you always talk about sex like that?
- At least you weren't stood up. - 35 and they're dying.
- When's that? - 12th of Never Gonna Happen.
- I love TV. - Something in common.
And I'm wearing a new dress. And I'm eating out of plastic.
Jim took me to a poetry reading last night.
- We knewthis was coming. - It's so sad and petty.
I'm going.
Here's my card. My e-mail address is on the back, and my cell.
- How did he... - Heart attack at the gym.
I decided to keep my second date with the Learning Annex.
I remember being a newly-wed. We hardly ever got out of bed.
Sure.