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My last date died. The fact that you're still breathing makes this a success.
Whatever. It's just not...
- Hello? - Hi. Is Will there?
- OK, say it. - I told you so.
Doesn't look good.
The only heads blowing off were those of Kappa Kappa Grandma.
- Bad. - But you laughed.
- This place is full of men. - Look howfreaked out they look.
No. He doesn't seem up for much these days.
- Incoming. - Outgoing.
This would have helped me. A place to meet men - an after wake party.
- What about him? - It's cool with me. It's fine.
I finally want to on the lake And my husband can’t get it up!
Stood up at 27, Miranda had done nothing.
Fine.
- Let's get out of here. - We can't. People are looking at us.
Done and done.
I'm really not an expert on men. I just write about this stuff.
He's alive and he asked me out. I'm fragile right now.
What are you doing?
- Fancy. - I could only get us a four-top.
They're calling it "Bright Lights Date City".
- I'd like to see you again. - I'd like that.
How can you not know? You slept with him.
After a week of the same routine,
I'm sorry.
- They're starting to die on us. - Oh, my God.
He mistook her latte for his double-caff
- Hello? - It's me.