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- I did it this morning. - That's why I got your voicemail.
She needs the stick out of her ass and a dick in her coochie pronto.
Really?
As for me, my routine had become very routine.
I knowthe manager.
- She's not. - Thank you.
As long as you're OK with it.
All these men are right outside your door.
I don't know howyou raised your son, but he just stood me up for a date.
Java
My date is three hours late.
Read my lips.
You didn't knowtoo much about sex when we were dating.
Done and done.
This is important to me. I need him to see me sexually.
- I'm a writer. - I know.
by buying her a drink that Saturday.
What do you know? It's been eight years. Think about the drink.
they forgot they were enemies and went back to being friends.
He's kind of cute.