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- Oh, my God. - Excellent.
I'll let you have this scarf
- We should give up now. - It explains why they don't call back.
- Carrie doesn't walk all over people. - She did with me.
She needs the stick out of her ass and a dick in her coochie pronto.
If you're going to go the lingerie route,
She needs the stick out of her ass and a dick in her coochie pronto.
What in God's name are you wearing?
- You can forget Samba. - Where are you going?
I love him, and he's trying, but this is so frustrating.
I fucked him. He made me come six times.
Well, Will's mother.
Come on, you're my wife.
The least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.
- Who's speaking, please? - Miranda Hobbes.
It's supposed to be sexy.
Speaking of petty, how upset would you be if I went out with Jim?
If they'd been holding tomatoes not Louis Vuitton bags, I'd be dead.
- What does this stallion do? - I'm not sure.
I took them to a bar, took my $300 and bought them drinks.
I'm supposed to teach another class. What am I going to do?
- We're a dying breed. - No kiddin'.