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I can't take this any more.

Back then, I was in a band called Uncle Ted's Ass.

No. I can't believe I fell for that asshole.

- "I'm dead. Enjoy the buffet. " - I like him even more now.

While, uptown, Charlotte was getting nothing at all.

She needs the stick out of her ass and a dick in her coochie pronto.

- They were so hostile. - Fuck 'em.

Easy. That's my friend you're talking about.

and boom - bright lights, date city.

Meanwhile, uptown, the Samantha in Charlotte was ready to come out.

All righty, I'm bringing it into the harbor.

We're at my date's wake, so yes.

Let's see. Samba.

and offered to make it up to her

Which men, where to meet them... But what made us experts?

How old are you? Сколько Вам лет?

were practicing their new routine.

- I'm sorry, sweetie. Bye. - Please. Bye.

когда меня спрашивают сколько мне лет

You never knowwho you'll run into. You can turn a corner,

I'm carrie Bradshaw.