Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had let 300 desperate women and one asshole convince me

Hire a bodyguard.

I feel like a total sham.

I can... I can see that.

- Or two people who love sex. - You're such a...

I would like to trade my husband in for him, please.

- It's really good. - Thank you.

That's what I thought when I dated him.

That night, I made three matches.

- Next to him! I feel so ashamed. - Everybody masturbates.

We talked till the restaurant closed. You're wrong about him.

Congratulations on your wedding. Welcome to the married old girls club.

Will died today.

Is it bad that it makes me feel good to say that?

You are such assholes.

In a city where cynicism is as prevalent as pashmina,

- Sydney. - What? It's just us girls.

He masturbates and reads porn. When it comes to me, nothing.

- He was so organized he had a will. - And attractive friends.

- We dated a grillion years ago. - Or eight.

to take a break from all of us and go shopping.

The old and wise adage is true - those who can't do, teach.

- Does he go to Mickey Mantle's? - You got me.

The next morning, Miranda called with the post mortem on her date with Jim.

have only made us older, more confused or dead?

They come in handy when you're walking all over people.

That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife

- This is why I don't work out. - Do you wanna hear the worst part?

Her friends had become frenemies.

- All righty. Schooner's sails are up. - Yes, I can feel it.

I should know better. I thought I'd got smarter about picking them now.

- Thanks. - Don't forget Samba Friday night.

Please. I need a break from her.

Yeah, that's illegal dumping.

She knew me a long time ago. I've changed.

- That's because you're an asshole. - She's the asshole.

I'm touching myself.

- On the railroad? - Civil.

- I don't know if I can do that. - Yes, you can.

It is, and we are. Thanks.