Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want you teaching my son that stuff anymore.
...but it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.
Can I do it to you?
- Your dad doesn't like pranks. - "Your dad doesn't like pranks."
Everything worked out okay.
We're getting "married" married, not "6th-grade" married.
- How about "receiving"? - Yes!
...as well as having and sharing.
- At the same time? - Count of three?
What?
That's Rachel.
I'm gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay?
"Dude, don't you ever wash your face?"
What's my little chef got for me tonight?
All right! Okay!
Wait a minute. Ben, I can't do it.
Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
[JOEY LAUGHING]
Just got off the Internet. Man, there's a lot of porn out there.
- You got something on your back. - What?
Everyone knows I'm an ass man.
I was with my bridesmaid.
Does calling it not mean anything anymore?
- Yeah. - Listen, this is just the first draft, so...
Ah.
...could you leave me one?
BEN: Crap! - I gotta go.